Greatest Simpson Lines

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Moe 'Hello, yeah I'd like to arrange for an escort please, to where? How about orgasmville ya du..Hello?

 
ralph- thats my sandbox... but im not allowed in the deep end

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SPECIAL SKILLS: Can be blown away by a shotgun at close range without dying
 
Homer:Are you Strawberry?

Strawberry:yes

Homer:Are you better than me?

Strawberry:I don't know you so...yes!

Responsability,what's that?
 
Meat promotional video

(They walk out of slaughter house)

Troy McClure: 'Gettin hungry jimmy?'

Jimmy: 'Mr. McClure, i have a crazy friend who says eating meat is wrong, is he crazy?'

Troy McClure: 'No just ingorant!'

 
Nelson: 'He said smell you later but he never smelled me again'

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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mage; i dont want to snuggle with max power

max power(homer); u dont snuggle with max power u strap in and feel the gs

~ JIBBERIFIC~
 
Principle Skinner and Mrs Kerbople were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me... ~Ralph.

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
homer- (while he is helping out children) im not doing it for glory or fame but for that stairway to heaven that jesus sang of.

Ned- Homer, that was Led Zeppelin

homer- Get back to your bong hippie

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-joe
 
let the fools have their tar-tar sauce - burns

go bannana! and just about everything else ralph says and professor frink too

Strike 3
 
'I saw mr. skinner and miss krabople in the closet and they were making babies and i saw one of the babies and it looked at me.' ralph

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Homer: 'I Got a crayon in my Brain'(pointing to his stomach'

Nurse Person who is in to many epsoides: 'Yes'(moves homers finger to his head)

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
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