Yeah this site pops up on the forums about every year, but it's still funny as hell:
"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."
haha dude did anyone notice that the site got 13 MILLION hits thats INSANE! haha
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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff
NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
o my god the movie scripts are the best, the dog barf all over the place. then the camera zooms out and explodes 'i was so pumped i almost kicked my mom in the face'
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'