Great sub today

miker92

miker92

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so today in french i had a sub. he was your average goofy sub, 6' tall, about 65, moustache, etc.

he also wore a tweed suit from like 1975, talked in a british accent, wavered his voice cracking it up and down so you could barely understand him, and spent our 80 minute class telling us about how he used to be a proffessor of psychology at Oxford and traveled the world and could speak 10 different languages. i guess you had to be there but it was pretty funny

i love how our school will hire anybody off the street to sub.
 
we have one guy who is like 90 and all he talks about is the cold war, its sooo easy to get him off track. he talked about the a bomb for an entire hour and a half.
 
ahhh i thought you were talking about sandwiches, i was gonna comment on the excellent steak and cheese i had at dangelo's today
 
i had this one sub on the bus that called the regular bus driver a bitch lol

she was like: shes pretty uptight

me: meh shes a fuckin bitch

(im at the back not talking to her)

her: yea she pretty much is

lol this was uber funny
 
my sub on friday was the best. told us we didnt have to do the assignment she left because we were seniors and her class was a joke anyways.

then he proceeded to teach us life lessons about getting laid and getting drunk

so prime.

 
i had a sub that slicked his hair black and talked exactly like Al Pacino in Scarface. I dont know if it was a joke, but it was pretty funny.
 
my school doesnt have subs, if a teacher is out we just get an extra free period, ive had a couple days the past few years where all of my teachers were out on the same day so nice
 
one time i had a sub who looked like the cat lady from the simpsons. this one kid kept saying stuff like "i am so stiff right now" and other things that meant boner. she never caught on until he was just like "boner" really loud but she still just kept rambling on.
 
haha. we had this sub last week in geometry. it was a test day and i sit on like the other side of the room away from the desk. one kid raised his hand in the middle of the test and asked, whats geometric mean? our sub asked the rest of us to pretty much share the answer. we all were like talking to each other getting test answers the WHOLE time. and then the best. i took out my notebook and looked up an anwser, he didnt even notice.

i love when we have subs. those are my favorite days.
 
i had this sub a few weeks ago and she was like 80 and she just talked about how she went to harvard (in a strong texan accent which was pretty funny) and was just really full of herself we just yelled at her all class and then when we finally did start our assignment we had to read poetry and she read it out loud and started crying it was pretty funny
 
I just had that guy for english. He may be wierd but he is by far one of the smartest people in our school. Plus he doesn't give a shit what you do. He could be making soo much more money, but he trys to pass on his wisdom to the kiddies, you gotta give him credit for that.
 
the best sub at my school is this really old guy must be like 85 and can barely hear. super nice dude. he can analize ur writing and tell stuff about u by the way you write stuff. its super intersting
 
we had a dude from the marines in when i was in high school, he was like 65. kept reciting some rediculous thing, pretty much a joke
 
Anyone ever watch the movie Stand and Deliver? We had to watch it like 4 times in high school...as it turns out, one of our subs, Dr. G as we called him, was the principal of that school when the actual event happened and they then made of movie of him and his class and such. He is probably the best I ever had, he was always hilarious and class was fun with him.
 
well ill pretty much admit to being owned there... but for the record i was taking him down not eating him out.

who are you anyway
 
i had that guy for spanish one day. he reeked of cigs. its like it stuck the whole pack in his mouth at once
 
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i had this sub 300 pound black guy with sideburns that go straight to the moustache, said some of the funiest shit ive ever heard, he was the man
 
We had this one sub who was from Russia in math and I honestly did not hear a single thing he said for the entire class.
 
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