Grandmas?

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fairygirl

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I love my Grandma.

When I woke up today, she was rolling back and forth, back and forth down the hallway, laughing.

I asked what she was doing, and she told me that she was pretending to be sailing. I decided I would go get some breakfast, so I left her to her 'sailing' and went into the kitchen.

About ten minutes later, I brought my breakfast into the living room, and she was sitting near the couch, where my cat was curled up in fear, yelling 'I MAY BE IN A WHEELCHAIR, BUT THEY MADE YOU AN IT! You think you're a man? You're just an *it*! No better than a little boy!'

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
Note: She was rolling back and forth in her wheel chair, not on the ground.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. okay.......

cause that makes a LOT more sense...........

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I mean, come on people.

You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.

 
hahahh my gradms is sweet! she lives in a home, because of her frontal lobe dementia (alzhimers is rear lobe)and is HILLARIOUS. seriuosly, ive had a lot of good laughs, she allways starts to sing oh canada when ever someone says canada, or even country, in french! shes your typical irish french canadian (like me) with all these sayens like 'The skin on an ass is use to blow' and 'Well, either pee or get off the pot'. hahahaha. and she allways imitates you and likes food..... hahaha shes great..!

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Your Grandma is great, Denis. I've only met her, like, twice? OH! You know who else has a cool Grandma? Here's a hint: 'Oh, my land!'

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
my grandpa is like that. he was in vietnam and Korea, so he is real salty. he swears all the time and makes fun of my uncle for being a hippie sooooo much. He also has a passion for Jack Daniels.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
My mum's fiancé's dad is like that... He was in the war, and I think he may have been an alcoholic at one time. That is, before he stopped drinking anything but sprite and orange juice.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
i have a funny grandma story its not about mine tho..

i was at my friend lindseys grndmothers house for her party and we were in the living room but i accidently stepped on one of her oxygen tubes and she started gasping and we didnt know what it was but then we saw her grandma trying to talk...

i almost killed her grandma

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
All my g'parents bar one died before I was born, and that 1 survivor died last year. So ahh yea...never had a good run with the gparents :)

Although grandma always did give me chocolates and stuff...she owned.

What gravity?
 
I've only ever had one grandparent. I used to be best friends with my grandma, but after her stroke in November, not so much. I still love her tons though!

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
My grandma sends me money.

'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
 
i have 5 grandmas

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
hahahah oh my land, YOU KNOW THAT BIG BOY!?! hahhahahahha but ya gotta say it in the voice... hahah and that would be funny i you were in church and i was like 'HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL?! OH MY GOD!!!' hahaha i think she would kill me. *****'s grandma is sweet. yeah, twice.

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my granpa lives with my grandma in ALABAMA! and my other granpa died from enphasema :(. and i never met him :(:(. it seems like theres a lot of disease in my family. breast cancer, enphasema, ms, parkinsons......... so sad.

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hahah fairy your lil funke monkey signature: 'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'. that would be cool to change it to (just as a joke): 'Seduce my cat and you can have my sweater. Find my sombrero and I'm yours forever.'

ahhaha.

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yeah my grandma just got out of the hospital from a sugury on her intestines to remover cancer..

---Live for Today---

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hey kowabunga, whats wrong with ALABAMA

'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
 
NOTHING! i love it there, its my favorite place to! are you in alabama? haha newschoolers (skiien) and alabama hot HOT!

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You guys!! (fairygirl and kowbunga) Stop talking about my dear, sweet Grandmother! We all know she's strange, but your Grandmothers are no Katherine Hepburns either. So lay off!

(loL! Oh my land!)

'My soul is a like a ruby

And I threw it in the earth

But now my hands are bleeding

From scrabbling in the dirt

And I look up to the heavens

And a light is on my face

I never never never

Thought I'd find a state of grace' - Joy by Mick Jagger
 
We like your grandma, at least, I do. :: looks around nervously :: We weren't mocking her. :: crosses fingers :: I swear we weren't.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
god damn it

my friend lindsey had another party last night and i had to use the phone and i went through the kitchen and i stepped on her oxygen hose again

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
you grandma is cool. haha we werent a mocken her. ahah

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kristen looks like her icon in real life. hahaha!
 
I love my grandma too, well one of them, the other doesn't like me that much, but oh well, the one that i really like is always trying to set me up w/ these guys during the summer, haha, but my great grandma was sweet too, she died last summer when she was 106 :( i was so sad

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
Aww... I'm taking care of my grandma tonight, and I just went downstairs to check on her, and she fell asleep reading. She looks so cute! lol

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
ever asked your grandma how her day was?....not a good idea.

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
my grandma is so dope, she is 75 and still lives in her own house with my grandpa, 'its a mansion so its not the easiest to run, she also does all the gardining, all the shopping, drives perfectly, i could never see her in a home for the elderly, and i would never allow her to be in one. She still goes biking travels all the time, i would have to say she is the coolest grandma ever and i feel sorry for all you guy's grandmas being in rest homes.

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
my granny is also cool, she is something like 80-90years old and she`s still working!!!!! and she lives alone, cos my grandpa died 20years ago

Me need snow!!
 
My grandma was really active, and independant, until she had a serious stroke in November. She almost died, and until a month ago, she was in the hospital. Tonight though, I SAW HER WALK FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE NOVEMBER! She's been in a wheel-chair, because when she had the stroke, the whole right side of her body was paralized.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
btw, you can't kill someone just by stepping on oxygen tubes! The tubes are only there for giving them more condenced oxygen, so next time feel free to step on those tubes! haha, kidding

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
yeah be a complete asshole and start smoking around an oxygen tank...that's a mandatory anal raping by andy. my grandma was in the hospital one time and told me they let her smoke a crack pipe 3 times a day for 15 minutes...it was inhalants, but i thought she was the coolest person ever...she still is...but only second to me.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
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