Grandmas Boy

i watch it almost every day

"ummmm grace, you uhh were my first."

"how sweet. lets see.... you were my 3000 something"

"word up"

*high five*

"i should've used a condom"
 
i think theres a pretty big thread on it in the Media and Arts forum

but yeah its a sick movie, i love when David Spade comes on as a gay guy. haha best part
 
"mabye you would like it if you had robot ears"

"im thinking about getting metal legs, its a risky operasion but it would be worth it"
 
Dante, What are you doing?

Taking out my christmas tree!

Dude, its the middle of July...

Get outta here...
 
"AIDIOS TURDNUGGETS"

"...How could he see me!?"

"please sit on my face"

"smells like cypress hill concert in here! I dont rent to those kinds of people!"
 
the best part is after that guy fucks the old ass lady who fucked like a trillion people and he's like "i shoulda worn a condom."
 
yeah that was a sick ass movie

..sucked his first tit last night

FOR THIRTEEN HOURS.

or something like that. liked that part.
 
"I HATE YOUR FACE"

"so how much do clothes cost in the matrix?"

"I'm sorry i cant stop, BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!"

" my roommates said they're gonna get me a car bed walkie talkie so i can talk to other carbeds"
 
"I think i have a bear....yea i have a bear"

"I didn't want to wake you, you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth"

"i love my turtle..."

"dude I don't care i just want a bag of fucking weed"

"whoa easy, you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here"

"So i walk outside and theres the king of the fucking jungle, i almost shit my fucking pants"

"did you remember to tivo samuri jack"

"yea that sounds fun...if you want to be sober and throw up"

"i see she has a cold soar already, thats a suprise"

i could keep going but i think i'll end there
 
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