Grandma's Boy makes me cry

[evtic]

Does anyone else think JP is a legendary figure of our game geek generation? And Dance Dance Revolution just became a college staple.

 

[Shadows]

DDR is a game you do when youre on E and have nothing to do.

 

[fukeneh]

my friend snorted a ball of coke,played ddr, and had a heart attack

true story

 

[skogenjake]

seen it a few times

FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

 

[SiverMike]

haha watched it twice yesterday and once today

 

[masterexploder]

man that shit is funny, " you might not like techno becuase you dont have robot ears"

 

[SiverMike]

"adios turdnuggets"

"how could he see me?"

" My names Jp, Im a robot, I have a robot vagina"

 

[pierceme]

"Hey look, its Bono"

 

[lizziebeth]

"where do you buy clothes in the matrix?"

that movie is hilarious. i'm surprised it's not more popular.

 

[skiierman]

"Whatever you do, don't take the red pill!"

 

[FUCKERZ]

that movie was so fucking stupid

 

[Schoening]

"how much do clothes cost in the matrix"

acutallyyy

"thats pure fucking insanity" -dante

"I know, my roomate got addicted to hookers" - jp

"No, you should never throw a bong kid......ever" - dante

"ever heard of a dog" -jp

" dude, nobody gets passed a fucking lion" dante

 

[evtic]

"I would like to get you a black cobra ... for around the neck" - JP

 

[evtic]

"looks like Cypress hill concert in here ... I don't rent to those type of people" - Rob Schniender (landlord)

 

[Schoening]

woops those arn't jp what am i thinking. those are alex

 

[Arabian.]

"Dude, I can't believe you came on my mom."

"I know."

"Well, my mom says you can still stay the night."

"Yeah, that's not an awkward breakfast."

Most awesome conversation in entire movie.

 

[pierceme]

I love in the extras when theyre driving the truck in front of the green screen and the monkey keeps grabbing Dante with his feet. and he's like, "Yeah Monkey, feet hands!!!"

 

[hendrik.]

"MOOOONKEEEEY?!"

 

[wazzucrewskier]

i now refer to my parents as roommates now. its great.

 

[freeskier53]

"whats a highscore?, is that bad?, did i break it?"

 

[kmo19]

" i dont know what the fuck you are but im going to eat you too!"

 

[yojimbo]

"where do you get your weed?"

"from you dante!"

"oh hey mr. cheezile!"

 

[skiwoj]

what is this movie about?

 

[a-g-b]

"dont you pick up your phone"-alex

"sorry man i was just putting up my christmas tree"-dante

"Dante its July"-alex

"get the fuck out of here"-dante

possibly the best high movie known to man

 

[yellav]

ha yes

 

[s.jeff]

"you didnt knock" - jp

" i did, you just didnt hear it cause of the music"

"does it scare you ? " - jp

" no, i just dont like techno"

 

[Ghst]

Hahah yeah and when the monkey shits itself during the explosion

 

[Calb3rt]

"phones for you, i think its the devil"- Dante

 

[bigdaddytmac]

the best movie this year