Grad gone wrong

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snowflake

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Oh man...I had grad this past weekend and every possible thing that could have gone wrong did...

First I was half an hour late to get picked up by the limo...then I got chocolate cake icing all over my dress..then my camera broke....then me and my two dates got way to drunk and the stupid principle wouldn't let us in to the dinner and dance...I made a scene and swore my head off at the principal...then he told me i couldn't go to after grad either...so i waited with my two dates and the limo driver outside until the dinner was over and drove home with my friends in the limo..on the way home I puked out the sun roof...then the limo driver couldn't make a turn he had to in order to get me home...so me and my two dates had to walk about 1km just to get home.

I paid $1500 dollars for that night.

The look on my moms face when I told her the story

FUCKING PRICELESS!

Anyone else have shitty grad stories?

*J*o*C*e*L*y*N*
 
sounds like a kickass bash man!.. it's one of the things that pisses you off now.. but later you will bring it up and laugh and shit like that

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
doubt SHE is a man. Unless she is a cross-dresser. She said 'i spilled chocolate cake on my dress'

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
 
hey man, i can say man to whoever man, because man whenever i say man man, i don't mean 'man'.. okay man it's just a word that's in my vocabulary man.. so it's all chill man.. oh yeah and don't let those sars get to your head man

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
wow you just made yourself out to be an incredible loser

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that sounds like something that i would do...but i havn't so..

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yea that sounds like a fun time

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