Got drunk for the first time.

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So im at my buds house with 4 of my friends and we deiced to go decide to go go get stoned in the woods, ans then we come home amd got pretty drunk im hungovewer as we speak, mewaY JUST THOGHUGT ID TELL U MY STORY. (BY THE WAY IT WAS AWESOME)

lets go skiing
 
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that is kinda weird... how much did you drink? I bet you can top it the next time.

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Still that isn't much at all. How much is one shot?

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nah its poss. sounds funny.

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You are a loser. Who goes on newschoolers and tells everyone that they got drunk for the first time. Do you want an award? A trophy..?

 
well, there are awards givin out by people on this site. maybe he wanted one of them... althought i cant for the life of me figure out why.

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'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
yah seriously, i dont care if u got drunk, or whatev. y post it if no one cares. I don't come home from school every day and make posts like I SAW A DOG TODAY!!!! OMG! unless the dog was snorting coke while fucking another dog on the front steps of a church

 
smokin weed is pretty good for me because before I did it i would freak out over things that I didnt really need 2, but after I did it I was super chill about it and I wouldnt let shit get 2 me.

 
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14 and drinking and smoking. I see a great life ahead of you. The kids that start early always get fucked later. I remember the kids who thought they were cool doin that shit when we were younger. haha, its funny to look at the state their in now. I know that sounds cliche but its totally true, kinda crazy how it all came together in the end really.

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i could believe 10 shots. u must have been pretty fucked up but if ur heavy weight then its believable. i was with some kid who drank like 12 and he almost had to go to the hospital. he was puking everywhere and then passed out. he said it wasnt eevn that fun. haha, what a loser.

 
haha, i agree with high-five,

you're the coolest buddy, i'm glad your braggin about that one, lol

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duhamelski, he said he was like 115 pounds so yeah. i think 10 shots woulda rocked his world. i've seen heavyweight drinkers put down 25 in an hour though, true they passed out 30 minutes later but they did it

ian

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wow...why is everybody freaking??? i started drinking at 14 like most of the people around here and we're not alcoolics...

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You dint take 10 shots, and if you did you would of been in the hospital getting your stomach pumped you fag...

I assume you are talking for a first time drinker...

I can pretty easily put away 10 drinks(whether that be a shot or beer). After 20 things begin to get pretty blurry though.

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haha 300 ml hahahahahahahaha no aaahahahhahha 115 lbs thats like less than me hahahahah hahaha

ahahahhah ahahah ahahah ahaha id be dead

i had something funny to say but i forgot it.

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you guys are such stupid pussies. 300mL is less than half a fifth(fifth=750mL). Ten 1oz shots equals about 7 beers. That will get a lightweight first-timer pretty smashed, but still coherent and way far away from being hospitalized. You guys need to stop listening to that DARE propoganda.

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I'm guessing 300ml for a first timer who weighs 115 is bullshit. Maybe you had ten, but you prolly threw 5 of them back up. You would simply be too fucked to breath, plus you wouldnt be able to think the next day due to your mad hangover. I'm callin bullshit as well.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

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I'm 13 and I can drink 2 beers and a glass of wine. Is that good for my age?!!! Can I get sponcered?!

 
yeah i started drinking around then and i'm fine only do it when i'm at parties anymore and i only have a few to relax i've eased up a little bit since i had a horrible expierience never want to drink vodka again.

 
Highfive, i feel his pain. Not about vodka but i can't drink goldslager ever again. I just can't stand the smell and taste of it.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
^Let's just say I will never bring Doritos to a party I intend to get hammered at again. Anyways, I don't see why people are ripping ont he kid, especially Jarrett. I mean, I alsmost expect it from the masses of NS, but... What the fuck? You made a cult for the EXPRESSED PURPOSE of avoiding 'hate for no reason' posts, and here you are spewing bile? My eyebrow is officially raised.

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