Got caught having sex in a car

[laurence^]

I just got caught having sex in a car with my gf. It was pretty sick actually, the adrenaline was flowing and it felt pretty wrong. So were in this parking lot and its fkn 2 in the morning when this old dude in a land rover drives right up next to us and stares at us, mostly me, right into my eyes lol, as i was kinda smiling. That was kinda weird but you know what? Who gives a fuck! You live once, do shit on the edge once in a while. We both laughed it off.

Anyone else with similar stories?

 

[St.Steezy]

thats creepy man.

I thought this was gonna be a story about your parents catching you in the act or something.

 

[laurence^]

nono wasnt that creepy, we saw the car coming and kinda freaked out so we tried to put our clothes back on so it ended up he was staring at me with my shirt off and my gf was already in drivers seat ready to bounce so it kinda just looked like we were fooling around or something

 

[dave44]

I thought this was gonna be about police catching you during secksy-time in motor-vehicle.

 

[Silence]

One of the plastic panels in the back seat of my car got dislodged about 4 years ago - never been able to get it back in..

that bitch..

 

[Silence]

I'll save you immature folk the trouble of quoting this

 

[Campeador]

hahahaha I didn't even notice till you mentioned it.

 

[alaskakid]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

AHA

HA

HA

k, done.

 

[uni-corn]

Oh, Simon

 

[eheath]

Even better.

 

[eheath]

Did it wrong. here is the right one.

 

[uni-corn]

Now its not funny

 

[eheath]

 

[uni-corn]

 

[uni-corn]

But wait, are we having a quote war where we take what the other person said out of context?

 

[alaskakid]

^^ you guys suck, this could have been an epicly long thread owning silence. and you guys ruined it!

 

[Silence]

haha i proclaim myself, self-pwnd.

 

[Oli_jgb]

Isn't this called 'Dogging'?

 

[Peter.]

 

[infedel_one]

my friend was caught having sex on the side of a dirt road...but it was by the cops...he got out of the car naked...haha...they called both their parents and told them about it too nd her parents are super religious!!

 

[marc_sncl]

police caught me once too, no biggy in europe though

 

[skiing_monkeys]

the cops will just laught there arse's off at you over hear if your caught in a car. as long as you aint around like little children or a town center in the middle of the day.

 

[PASKIINGSUCKS]

Ya I was kicked out of some dude's private parking lot. We had just finished and were clothed already though. Dude just kinda rolled up, checked out our foggy ass windows and was like "you should probably go now".

 

[Mr.Bishop]

I once had a cop come and knock on the window and ask my girlfriend "Excuse me miss, do you want to be here?"

When she said yes the cop just said "Ok continue!"

 

[Oli_jgb]

I once peed in a girls butt.

 

[blindside]

claim....matter of fact, this whole thread is a claim!! aaahhhh by the gods claimers!!

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

I once ate windells summer camp in one bite.

 

[soup]

its not about getting caught but once after me and my gf finished we had to back out of where we were parked. My girlfriend at the time being the dumb blonde she was proceeded to back up without looking behind her and went straight into a ditch. I started laughing cuase it was funny as fuck but she just started flipping telling me to push it out.

 

[zylstra]

this cop i know got caught having sex with this crack whore in his cruiser

 

[BMB]

thats weird why would a guy stare at you, god wheres the fuckin privacy man, what is it illgal to have sex in a car? my friends bet money that i wont do it w/ someone in my van by the end of next year.

 

[uni-corn]

CLAIM!!!!

 

[b-kul]

i dont get it...

 

[asapCferg]

funnnnnny. but thats not really getting caught? just some sketchy man watching you?

 

[sconniestyle]

did one of you own the car or was it just a random car in the parking lot you were using?

 

[Scolson]

 

[[~_~]]

I got caught last night YUK YUK YUK YUK

 

[Scolson]

will work?

 

[Scolson]

fuck shit

 

[laurence^]

my gfs car lol...i woudnt do it in any random car

 

[laurence^]

pretty sure the dude was the parking lot/ mountain attendent...we were caught

 

[sconniestyle]

why not?

 

[Malcolm]

i wouldve freaked out

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

gettin caught havin sex is fun, but only by your gf's hot roommate. not a creepy old guy in a Rover. Did you stare back at him and then finish?

 

[emopoppins]

only way to do it.

 

[laurence^]

we did finish but at her place

 

[spliff.Life]

yeah me too

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

I would have called the cops on that creepy fucker

 

[brenker]

 

[brenker]

fucked that up

 

[diegoescbar]

guess where they ctch me making secxy time

in front of my computer ya

 

[teejayy]

haha godd damnn

only time i got caught was by friends....who obviously won't live it down. but better then anyone else!