Got arrested last night ..

JEAopardy

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my girlfriend beat the shit out of me in her dorm rooms and the cops arrested me because it wasnt where I lived even though i didnt do anything. spend 2 nights and a day and a half in the denver city jail . you never . never want to go there . fuck the cops theyre so dumb . me and my girlfriend are still together we were just drunk and she got physical . i hate cops . And jail .
 
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dude, you got no idea... a cop pulled me over today... we wer on a two lane road, and there was an old lady doing about 30 mph(no exaggeration, the fucking speedometer read 30!!) in the left(fast)lane. the cop was tailgating her for literally 5 minutes.... i looked back, and there was a clusterfuck of cars behind us. i got annoyed, so after waiting 10 minutes and the cop not pulling the old fuck over, i decided to pass the cop.... guess what, he decides to be a douche-fuck and pull me over! he gives me warning, and says not to pass on the left, but what would you do? idk, it was just unreasonable of that guy, and just shows you that 90% of cops are power tripping assholes that need to get anally penetrated, too bad they ruin the rep for the other 10%

 
nothing funny about jail, that sucks man. How come you spend 2 days? You coulda called your parents that night and made bail via western union
 
I went in jail saturday night and i didnt have a bond set till i had court monday at noon . they finally set a bond at 600 and i paid it and got out around 4 ... so shitty man ...
 
Some jails make you wait to see a judge before you are given a bail $.

I spent a weekend in jail (holiday weekend too yayyyyyyyyy no), and the judge denied me bail on monday after I had sat in a fucking drunk tank cell with like 6 other guys all day no bigger than my bathroom at home.

Then on tuesday he let me bail myself out

WOOO

never going back there
 
Exactly.... you never pass a cop... ever

and you don't have a ticket so you should be happy.

I have court on Monday, lesson two don't get caught running from the police either, its worse than passing them.
 
whoah. where i live we pass cops all the time and they just keep on driving as if nothing happened.
 
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