Got a saga jacket for valentines day

Haha damn that's pretty sick. My girlfriend is working on Valentine's Day, so she got me 4 tickets to the Red Wings game and told me to go with my friends.

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I wrote a poem for you...

Roses are red

V-Day is crap

No girlfriend this year

So FAP FAP FAP

Enjoy your Tuesday, matey!
 
bragging about having a gf? its doesn't get much more pathetic than that, congrats on falling in love with your first piece. I have one by the way
 
Shiitttt, I forgot. That high school chick, right? The stripper who makes more money than you do, or something like that? It's cool though, I bet "she's a 2 at best." LOL
 
no its the 20 year old daughter of the area's most prestigious homebuilder and shes hot as fuck, that being said im sure theres guys on here who's girls would be judged hotter but yours definitely isn't one of them.
 
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tractors? wtf are you guys talking about? all i did was correct the biggest troll on the site when me made a jealousy laden, insulting, delusional post about my gf. funny to watch you guys all feed off of each other tho, you just made that loser's entire week
 
>Expensive item

>early gift

Not a good sign dude. She got you something expensive early on purpose. She's expecting you to come back with something twice as expensive.

Pretty good investment on her part if you ask me
 
no not really just realizing how out of place I am on this forum, IM done getting mad now its more being confused and feeling mildly sympathetic at how unhappy some of you seem and how empowered you feel when surrounded by people on the same level
 
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