Gorilla Style - Im a believer

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mauii

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Well..after riding today, this guy (forgot your name..sorry) showed me the light. rotations are sooooo much smooother when you ride with the monkey steeze! smoothest spin i saw all day...yeah...everyone go try it! monkey stlye is the way!

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'Has anyone had sex and not blown there load, sometimes its kinds nice, most of the time its too hard to control so they get a nice big dose from the custard gun.' - BigRich
 
LOL mauii, did u see that guy with last years 1260s??? his span but it looked like he didnt move.. it was sooooooo sick

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
yeah..thats what im talking about...he was doing 360's ...but they were so smooth...it looked like he never left the ground.. like he didnt move at all! .. incridible!

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'Has anyone had sex and not blown there load, sometimes its kinds nice, most of the time its too hard to control so they get a nice big dose from the custard gun.' - BigRich
 
hell yes. gorilla steeze makes everything look so smooth and stylie. and no comments on tanner, he's been around long enough and is allowed to ride the way he does.

*Remember Landon*

 
Yeah, gorilla steeze works. I still think it looks fugly...

Telefreeride: big boards, free heels, no poles, all soul
 
pollards sloth/gorilla are all really smooth, damn he's awesome.

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
Pollard skis nothing like gorrila. Pollard is an ex racer who knows how to actually ski. Tanner etc just overeaggerate pollards style. He doesn't do threes with his legs 3 feet apart actaully most of his grabs his feet are together he just happened to be the first to do saftey's a lot and everyone took his style and overexagerated it. He skis hunched over in a forward position like you should be. Tanner just skis with his hands at his knees which is his thing. Pollard kills them all but I don't really think this gorrila thing should be associated with him.

 
pollards style is where its at, cause its only in the air, its like jon said in freeze it makes you ski like shit and no one like to look like a dumbass skiing into and out of rails and jumps

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If bread always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you put a peice of bread, butter side up on a cats back and you threw the cat out of the window?

 
nah..it was another guy on blue 1260's.. his name is 2big4u on here

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'Has anyone had sex and not blown there load, sometimes its kinds nice, most of the time its too hard to control so they get a nice big dose from the custard gun.' - BigRich
 
I think Jon has some amazing style himself. He kinda just floats it in the air without looking like a phatass snowboarder before he takes off.

I like what Tanner Hall said in Freeze in his interview tho. What style am i going to ride with? Whatever works for me.

And theres no way in hell i'l ever be 'enlightened'. You cant suddenly just get it all at once skiing. It takes time to learn and lots of experience.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

'I know that you believe that you understood what you think

I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

---Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman
 
i think monkey style looks dope in the air but so fucking ugly wit on snow, ski up normally then monkey style, then ride awqay without looking klike ur takin a dump

 
i hate the shit u call style when skiers spread their legs. it looks like shit, and when u grab shit, it looks worse.

 
hey do what makes you happy, but trying to ski like a gorilla is stupid. Try and ski with your style, not tanners, or some gorillas

 
kung fu steeze bitch, every time i jump i pretend im kicking someone in the face

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
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