Googlenopes

[freestyle_kyle]

Try to enter something in quotations into the google search bar and get 0 results. if you find a phrase that is so self contradictory that you get no results, you've found a googlenope. hahah if you have no life and lots of free time, try to find some.

here's a couple examples. and no, i didnt find them myself

 

[skijunkiedtm]

wow those are awesome!

 

[freestyle_kyle]

good call

- "Three-star Scottish cuisine"

- "All the girls loved my Camry"

- "Haute cuisine sucks"

- "Calvin Coolidge bobblehead"

- "That controversial Gilligan's Island episode"

- "Coprolite engagement rings"

- "President Bush carefully considered..."

- "Hazy, hot, humid and happy"

- "Museum of suburban culture"

- "What's so cute about pandas?"

- "Fox News is more accurate than..."

- "The weapons system came in under budget"

- "Cheney's crisis of conscience"

- "Bush, placing ethics above loyalty..."

- "Lightly used caskets"

- "Hot young abstinent teens!"

- "One sexy imam"

- "Fun with your septic tank"

- "Je ne regrette squat"

- "Canasta groupies"

- "Bootleg Katie Couric colonoscopy video"

- "Not all our facts were made up"

- "Let's live in Cleveland!"

- "Once again, my husband was right and I was wrong"

- "Darfur condo rentals"

- "Wine and Spam tasting"

- "I wish Paris Hilton was my mom"

- "Ho- do I install a virus on my computer?"

- "The Sopranos finale was terrific"

- "Utah's biggest party school"

- "Angela Merkel porn"

- "The sexiest 60 Minutes anchor"

o and once they've been found and publishes, they won;t be a googlenope anymore

 

[Shadows]

"porn stars that aren't sluts"

 

[BULLSEMEN]

"cancer face is good"

there not that hard to find

 

[Myfirstname.]

How about "My dick is not purple"

typing in "my dick IS purple" actually comes up with results. That's scary

 

[freestyle_kyle]

"intelligent and attractive blonde women"

 

[comeatmebro]

"i like 20 inch penises"

"great scott i lost my weiner!"

"i hate having sex daily"

thats all i feel like doing now...

 

[Henry]

"Midwest voted best skiing"

 

[SlickRick.]

hahahah i got one!!!

"robotic amish porn"

 

[jibmaster_josh]

"googlenope"

 

[1stBlood]

"the jews ate the whole carrot cake"

 

[e.will]

"Irish Mormon"

 

[Elijah.]

Haha, the trick about googlenopes is that there ARE no quotes.

 

[twix_182]

"the french won something worth fighting for"

 

[twix_182]

"babies can rid the world of aids"

 

[Nicholas.]

yeah there are, do something simple in quotes and it will come up.

 

[lunchmeat]

sig worthy!

 

[jimmychung]

"you don't like non-dairy foods"

 

[Nicholas.]

"jews donate gold"

haha sorry

 

[UNREAL]

"My gooch is a puddle"

 

[siversex]

"efficient dell computer"

 

[TheButterHashira]

"K2Tanner is so cool and gets all the honeys"

so sad

 

[Von]

"jesus and a half on ice skates"

 

[*V-Love*]

lol it doesnt work for brunette women either...

nor does it work for men in either case so its really not saying much but did make me laugh

 

[Elijah.]

No what I'm saying, is that it'd be way more difficult to find something in google without the quotes.

 

[Nicholas.]

word, youre right.