"Least pretentious"??? Are you fucking kidding me???
I really don't care where you go to school kid, but to sit and listen to you spew complete BS is unnerving.
I know that school, it's in the middle of NOWHERE.
Girls? In central Virginia? Yeah, I'm sure it'll be easy pickings down there. Just the fact you're IN COLLEGE (doesn't matter where) would get you laid in those parts. You'd probably be able to get a blowjob if you simply told them you graduated high school.
The only thing an all-male school will do is rob you of interaction with women in your prime social years. And when I say women, i mean smart women, not the ones dwelling in central Virginia.
Sorry man, but you're going to be hard pressed to convince anybody that an ALL-MALE LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE, where you'll look just dapper in you little school blazers, is anywhere to meet chicks or enjoy your college experience.
Sounds more like a breeding ground for repressed, closet homosexuals if you ask me.