Good ways of getting away with txting in class

wow, are you forrealz? its so easy i been doin it erry day like 10 times a period and i never been caught. the best way is a stack of books and to put the phone behind it
 
Lay it down on your desk with a book or something in front of it and use your pen (with the ballpoint clicked in) to type.
 
Your answer lies right here.... take the part of your calculator that slides off and hide the calculator, then put your phone in the slide off thing so it looks like your crunching numbers, like this...

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today while we were reading a book i just put my backpack on the desk and put my phone inside the book and it looks like your following along
 
Simply put your phone in your lap and text, if the teacher asks you what you are doing you reply, "my nuts itch teach."
 
just keep it sort of in your pocket and just glance down at it when the teach isn't looking you bitch
once during class my homie next to me in chinese took out his little compact laptop and played pokemon crystal on an emulator for the whole time with the computer under the table on his lap. it was amazing
 
seeing as my school has classes with 600 people it's pretty easy to get away with. but for highschool, just slouch in your desk a little and hold the phone against whatever thigh is less visible and text with one thumb only looking down every 3 seconds or so. this keeps you from leaning forward and staring at you phone and being obvious about it. and whoever said pay attention, although highschool is a fuckin joke, is right. you can't just wait until break times? or the end of the day? i doubt your important enough to always be networking with someone
 
under the desk, at your side, say its a calculator, say your texting google a question , say its an emergency , tell your teacher to fuck off and blow you
 
For any class, put the textbook in your lap, open and standing up, pretend to be studying / reading, be texting secretlymwahahahah
 
Haha laughable. I've never had anyone whose been a member since November 28th 2009 call me a kid. It was bound to happen eventually i guess.
Also, your mom told me last night that you tragically lost one of your nuts in a snow-blower accident. Thus, you cannot choose a side of your scrotum to locate your balls because it is always in the middle.
 
just dont look at your phone when you are texting or reading a text and your teacher wont be able to tell that your texting
 
you can set your ringtone to this tone that is inaudible for "adults" and clearly audible for younger people because of the way you year hearing deteriorates over time. its really weird how well it works, you can have it on super super loud and someone over 30 will never be able to hear it
 
Here is what I do: if you wear a hat to school, take it off, out it on your desk and put your phone on your desk. Text on the desk behind the hat and if the teacher gets to close, just put your phone under the hat. Been doing it for a year and haven't gotten in trouble yet
 
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