Good way to make 2 grand fast

steal it from your parents

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
Just pull off some huge heist, being a thief is definitely the way to go.

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sell your parents car on ebay without their consent

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
well your could whore youself out to 2000 chicks, or 20 fat chicks... what.. they need lovin too

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what about taking your own pet for ransom and make a website claiming that you'll kill him unless you get $2000..

 
i suggest you get a job that pays more than 70 bucks a week. my second suggestion is to start gambling. take like 200 bucks to bankroll urself and if that ever runs out then stop. if u cant stop, you are addicted to gambling but thats another problem. in conclusion, get a better job and gamble

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
i have had this piggy pank since i was like 4 and it's heavy as fuck. i'm going to put it on ebay and tell people there could possibly be $10,000 in there... or there could only be $10 in there! see what people will do. people are stupid. what do you think?

 
^id check for yourself to see how much could actually be in there before you put it on ebay..that would suck if someone bought it for 10 bucks and there was a shit load more than that

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1 million pennies is 10 Gs. i doubt u have 100 coins in there. sounds prolly like a few hundred at best

whats your name?

whose you daddy?

is he rich like me?
 
Gambling would be the best way though.. get a good partner, get a good system going to raise the bets on good hands. easy money

 
mow lawns.. u can make like $40 for an hours worth of work. get like 5 clients and mow every week and soon ull be rollin' in the dough

expect the worst, get the best.
 
Okay Put in an ad in the newspaper telling people that you will teach them a get rich quick tip if they send you two dollars in the mail, the money will come and after that tell them to do to other people what u just did to them. I dont know if this works but u should try it

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walk around a city until you find 20 bucks on the ground, then repeat until you have 2k. if you want to make it faster buy a scooter with the 70 bucks a week you make.

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better job for sure, its not that hard. not to compare myself to you but i make close to 80 a day, so just find the right job.

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i make over 500 a week and get a pay increase every pay check. ill get 2 grand in no time at all.

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there is this job u could look for, you go around sellin books, and get 13$ for a book, so u can work as long as u want, can easily make 600 a week

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you make $70 a week? how about you get a real job? do you spend your nights and days scavanging the streets for loose coins?

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Sell off all the things you have but that you dont need anymore. Not only will your life be less cluttered, But you will make a few hundred dollars.

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2 grand fast? sell coke.

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70 bucks a week

how much u work?

get more time from ur boss or get another job

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be a movie extra, so find movie sets and go there and you'll get a few hundred bucks if you're lucky every time. Or participate in studies, or work for any election, I got 200 dollars for working during the provincial election, and 200 for making a Public Service Announcment with some film students.

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drug and medical testing. what... sure there could be side affects but those could be ignored.

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iti s summer, your old enough for a real job now, get a full time job, 40 hours a week, you'll have 2 grand in a month and a half.

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ahahahah family guy helping us out once again.

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that was on law and order yesterday. one of the 2 times ive ever watched that show

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is there baseball in ur town?? cuz im 16 and i umpire baseball and make like 150-200 dollars in a week doing that nice money

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johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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what you do is you make a fake pledge sheet, say it's to raise money for caner or another disease and you go around collecting pledges from unsuspecting people. all the money you collect is 100% profit!

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^thats fucked up and if u get caught u get raped senseless

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johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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o i forgot! go to like a football or soccer game, go to the opponent's stands and sit there when its super crowded. walk around and ask people for 50 cents to buy a pop. you will get TONS. or ask for a quarter. say "hi i'm a quarter short for a pop, think you can spot me one" you will make 20 bucks if you do it rihgt

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haha cans is fucking nasty...but it does make a lot of money. go to your local dump also, and sort the cans there..and I know at my dump they'll let you take the cans.

but other than that...I think Melvs is actually right for once!!!!!!!

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already killin it
 
you have no soul.

yeah "keepin it legal" is gonna be aproblem if you wanna raise 2 grand soon. sorry i cant help ya

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if my parents wont give me money for something i ALWAYS pay in quarters. we have so many change things. fuck coinstar. wrap quarters up in a baggy or wax paper or somethinh. make them pay.

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70$ a week is not a real job. you probobly not working that much so get another job. if you are working full time and only getting 70 a week, find a new job

 
i say umpiring at my little league you get 20 bucks a nite for workin the plate that could get you some cash quick and its non taxable if that matters too

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dude, one of my cousins friends had a huge barrel of coins from when he was like 2, anyways they took it to the bank and expected to get like 20 dollars. the machine broke twice cuz it couldn't handle the change and he turned out to have over $1,000 in it. i think the video is on www.peteherron.com which is a pretty dope site

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Get yourself into some full time labour work.

Construction and landscaping are always looking for people to do bitch work... pay may not be great, but long hours and consistant work is good. You make money pretty damn fast.

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