Good tramp accidents?

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So I have seen (and had one myself) two great tramp accidents that were super funny. First, I just got my tramp a few days ago. I am throwing good misties, backs, fronts, lincolns, underflips and flairs so far. So I got pretty cocky and decided to try to do a back all balled up at first with a grab then kick it out. Well, kicking it out causes one to stall. Basically I got halfway around and stopped, and came straight down on my head and the back of my neck. I about cut my tongue off, and my chin smashed into my chest so I can barely move today.

But on a funnier note, my friend, who is like 6'5' 250 lbs tried to do a back, overrotated and went flying about 15 ft backwards and landed on his face on the ground. It was the funniest thing I have seen in over a month :D

Post other good stories.

 
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I was at this party saturday night and i decided to go jump on the tramp. i bounced a couple times then launched into a floatin g front flip, but i didnt come completely out of my tuck before landing and managed to slam my knee into my chin and ended up biting through my upper lip completely. it was cool cause part of it was just hangin there. well then my friends took my sorry ass to the hosptal where they sewed me up. three stitches on the outside, 4 on the inside of my mouth and several deep stitches. so an hour later we headed back to the party to resume the drinking. it really sucks when you can only open half your mouth though, it was just enough to be able to suck down bottles of good ol molson ice though

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i was tryng rodeos once and i didnt know how this happened but i started the flip and right away it was fucked up, so i landed on my chest on the outside rail, wwhich didnt have pads on it, then i procedded to flip over the railing and land on my head on the ground. fun.

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one of my friends can barly jump without falling off, so he tries a frontflip and flips off the trampolinbe... idiot ;-)

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one of my friends (like 6'2' 210 lbs) was jumping, then tried a front but went off to the side. then he bounced off but his underwear caught on a spring and he was hanging by his underwear upside-down, it was so fucking funny.

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I was at a gymnastics place where you can jump off the tramp into a big foam pit. I did a big flat spin 7, but when I took off my rotation set my direction a little off. I missed the foam completely and landed on a set of parallel bars. I hit shin first. It sucked. I was in a daze and wondering why I wasn't dead, and I jumped up and did a double front like 6 seconds later, and then i realized how much I hurt.

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I'v had a few. slipped (we had the sprinkler underneith) and wrapped my back around the unpadded frame, smoked my shins on the unpadded frame(couldnt walk at all the next day), caught my fore arm in the springs(not bad but funny), and drifted on a back safety getting shot off the tramp and ending up landing like I got a pile driver haha my mom ran out of the house to see if I was alive.

 
tramp bails rock, like 6 years ago my friends and i came up with the great idea to duct tape shoes to an old skateboard deck, it was definatley phat until i start being an idiot and showing off to my gf at the time i was throwing down double backs and the third time i did it i landed like a boardslide on the side of the tramp, snapped the deck in half and nutted myself, my balls still hurt

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i was trying to jump from one trampoline to another over one of those nets, and my back foot caught, and i slammed face first into the ground. it wasnt cool.

 
hey i was at a friends showing him how to do lincons and i bounce like 3 times then go up in the air to do it and when im in the air i notice somthing has changed (a glitch in the matrix).... the tramp was gone... he has a peice so when i bounced up it alll just fell down under me... so i ended up doing a 1 and a half lincon onto my head .... hurt so bad but it was bad asss

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me and my friend were trying cork 1080s and was at like 980 so my feet were all turned, and my body wasnt straight up, so the rebound bounce threw me almost off the tramp, but luckily my foot caught in the springs so it snapped my face into the ground.

my brother when he first was learning backs he jumped across the tramp instead of staying in the same spot, so he landed sitting down on the metal around it with his sack in the springs

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ahhh good stuff people :D oh, btw, how do you do cork on a tramp? I get all off balance and stuff and never land it. Suggestion on what to try to grab/ how to throw your body? thx

 
one time while bouncing really high i did a dspin and spun to fast and started to go into a back flip and landed on my head, that was funny, and stupid

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i have landed on the springs a couple times after doing backflips. On one of the times i shot a spring like 40 feet in the air and it landed in the neighbors yard. nothing painful, but funny.

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i was bouncing on a water tramp, and if you try really hard you can get like 6 inches off the mat. the metal frame is supposed to be flush with the inflatable tubes, so i huck it as hard as i can, and get my foot stuck in between the metal frame and the tube. hurt like fuck.

 
my friend just this weekend dislocated, not his shoulder, but his elbow. it sucked because it was right before we all went camping and he was supposed to bring a shit-ton of beer. his shit looks like hell though, most of his arm is all dark purple from the blood and shit pooling up.

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This was pain. There were 3 other guys on the trampoline and the idea was for all of them to double bounce me as soon as I dropped onto my back.

So I jump up and drop onto my back, they all bounced me at the same time and I must've shot 12-15 feet high.

Everything was cool until I realized that I was way out of reach from the trampoline. I landed on my back onto a bag of concrete next to the tramp.

This hurt like a bitch.

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lol everyone is like once i was trying a d-1440 and i fell. dont say the damn trick just tell us how you fell. an other ex. is i was doing dooble back japans 15 feet of the mat and i fel

 
ok iu guess jons not gonna tell his story so i will for me...see my friend has his trampoline set up next to a lil sandpit kinda deal so him and another kid jump off te tramp onto the sandpit while doing shit like cork 10's and anytign below that (its fucking sick! ill get some pic up of that) so here comes jon trying the shit out, tes a cork 5 off but unfortuantely for him he doenst go forward enough...lands directuly on the springs facing backwards, feet gets wrapped up in that and he smashes backwards onto the ground ...i thoguht he fuckign broke his neck here...then he pops up and his ELBOW not his shoulder like you would expect but his elbow is protruding from the waaayyy wrong spot, somehowere in his middle upper arm...its was fucking gross...turns out he dislocated his elbow haha it was cool

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my friend doesnt have the blue thing around the sides and i over rotated a front flip and smashed my face on the metal sides.... and also on my own trampoline i did 3 back flips in a row off the tramp on to the ground

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two stories... first i was throwing a back and over rotated, i landed on my back and proceed to flip backwards off the tramp, but my head went down and i got my neck stuck between the springs, when my friend ran over(still on the tramp)they squezed together and i could breath until he got off... number two, trying a 270 to tree plant that was next to the tramp, got 180 hit the tree and dropped like 8 feet straight to the bar(no pad) on my shins, i though i broke them, could jump for like three days

 
tree plants are fun i landed in the springs front fliping not much bad stuff lucky me

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overrotated front flip to landding on the bar without the pad on to falling off to oh shit my shins are blue

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I had my tramp set up to my shed so i was doing wall stalls and such, and I tried to spin onto the wall, and slipped and fell into the gap between the trampoline and the shed, up to my thighs. I had huge scrathes on my legs, but it was funny

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my friend fell on his back and his hair went into the spring then when he jumped back out it pulled out a huge chunck of hair, like 1 in diamiter... also he was doing backflips to stomac on his 7year old tramo and the boncy part broke of the sprong when he landed so he did a belly flop on the hard ground hahaha

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ive never fucked myself up on the tramp cuz i have a net and its worth it. i did go over the net comin out of a mity 7 once though and landed right on the metal bar on my feet and my knees felt the pain and then my back as i fell onto a metal sprinkler, it sucked. not too bad for three years of trampin though.

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i piledrived my friends little brother on his tramp once.. he couldnt feel his legs for awhile. what a whiner.

 
at my friends house, he set up his tramp next to his shed, and my buddy was bouncing on it, went for a footplant and kicked right through the window haha, he just layed on the mat surrounded by glass

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My buddy was trying triple front flips, smashed his teeth out on the frame of the tramp, ruined some nerve endings where his spine connects to his brain, has to take giant horse pills everyday and couldnt talk right for a couple weeks after...

 
one time i was doing a misty 5 and i was halfway through the rotation when my body just stopped and i proceded to fall onto the outside bar and roll off it onto the ground, i got up eventually and was happy that i wasnt that hurt....

....another time i was doing a 360 off the tramp and on of my feet caught in the springs on the way down and i proceded to fall to the ground nothing bad happened to me that time either

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i was at a wakeboard festival and they had a tramp set up so that you could hold onto a tow rope and pull tricks wakeboard-style. anyhow, i think i was syching myself up for like a rodeo 5 and i had bounced like 8 times already, so right as i was about to huck myself, the girl in line to use it next blurts out really loud 'what are you doing?!' i had started the rotation one way, but, like a retard, i tried to turn my head the other way to see why she was talking to me. so that was a huge mistake, as it messed up my rotation, i landed on my neck and then bounced to the springs where i caught my foot and was left hanging there for like 10 seconds. wasn't fun.

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I was at a friends house and I did a cork 7, came down and my foot went right through the trampoline. It's on video. Kindof hurt but it was funny...and ruined the tramp

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The first time I tried a misty off the tramp, I stalled and hit my head on the bar while upside down. So I just got up and did it again, and I can do em perfectly now, Misty 5 and 7 anf flat 5's of the tramp.

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Before we had our tramp our neighbors had one and my little bro wanted to jump on it but my mom said he'd hurt himself but he said he wouldn't. Soo, when my mom went inside he went over to our neighbors yard and they let him on there... and sure enough he flew off onto his head after a couple bounces, my mom was so pissed...

In the beggining of this year I was kinda pretending I was hitting a QP on the tramp and when I went to do a 9 I landed and bounced off a bit and i looked down, about to land on the bar I leaned forward more and just tapped the bar and fell onto my hip on the ground... it hurt.

My friend Kyle was at my house and he was jumping just doing stuff like 360 mutes and stuff... then we went to do a backflip and instead of bouncing uphill he flung himself downhill and landed on the springs, he actually broke the spring and hurt his legs. It was funny tho.

And last year I blew out my ankle completely with a pair of tramp skis... that WASN'T fun and it still hurts and will probably be fucked for life.

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I have one of the big olympic tramps and it has no pads around the side and it used to be on concrete and one night I came home really pissed with a bunch of friends and we decided it would be fun to jump on the tramp so we were jumping and there was my dads old van sitting right next to the tramp my mate joel did tried a front flip landed it proceded to do another frontflip of the tramp landed on top of my dads van then rolled of onto is facce onto concrete it was the funnyest shit I've ava seen and I wish I had a camera but didn't

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