Good Snowboarder Jokes

crimson1080

crimson1080

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Anyone got jokes about snowboarders, post em on here! (i ride with boarders i dont hate them or anything but its funny) also, theres so many dam people on we could get a good jibber chat going. im there if anyone goes

 
I think I read this one in someone's signature:

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10. One to screw it in and nine to say I could do that.

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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
 
What's the difference between a beginning snowboarder and a snowboarding instructor?

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About three days.

 
3 snowboarders are in a car, who's driving?

the police

'They have to be 19, 20...or 42' - Craig VanDokkumberg on picking up chicks.

 
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the snowboarder cross the road? his dick was stuck in the chickens ass

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
 
Sean14456 has the best one by fag...hahahaaaha

-------NSPP-------

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

1 44

2 45s

3 loaded clips

4 niggas ride
 
far jones..its far

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
How do you know when youve been robbed by a snowboarder?

When your trash is eaten and your dog is pregnant.

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
well i heard it as a skiboarding joke but it can go either way

Q. Whats the worst thing about snowboarding?

A. Telling your parents youre gay.

 
what do u say to a snowboarder

your gay

me: Have u heard of What Videos

you: what videos?

me:Yeah What Videos

you: what?

me:yeah What, thier mad videos

(by the way the videos i make are called 'What Videos')
 
afterall, why complicate things?

me: Have u heard of What Videos

you: what videos?

me:Yeah What Videos

you: what?

me:yeah What, thier mad videos

(by the way the videos i make are called 'What Videos')
 
this is one of the better posts I have seen yet.

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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
 
Whats the hardest part about skiing? -- Telling your parents your gay!

Why cant skiers have kids? -- Because there all faggots!

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
Whats the difference between Dirty's mom and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

 
how long does it take to paint a wall with a skier?

depends on how hard you throw him.

• consider me the entity within the industry without a history of spitting the epidemy of stupidity •
 
knock knock.

whos there?

a snowboarder.

a snowboarder who?

you know.. a guy who rides down the hill on one thick plank..?

oh, come on in. i have some coa coa for you.

thanks pal.

yay!

hooray for fun!

semin in my heart tonight.
 
i got told? i think i finnally have a good shit talker on my hands... this is where things start to get interesting.

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
4 snowboarders are sitting in a hot tub. All of a sudden, a condom floats to the top of the water. So one of the boarders asks... Who farted??

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-Mike
 
4 snowboarders walk into a bar and theres one stool left...what did they do?

turn it upside down.

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
that was my old sig maximumsushi, you took mine

Go Red Sox

Yankees Suck

NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
 
wat does a snowboard and a vacum cleaner have in common? they both suck and have a dirtbag attached

I am not dong the grabs because I am getting a thrill out of touching my ski-JP Auclair

Ski Instructer: It is SO wrong to hit someone over the head with your pole

Some Kid: But you hit me over the head with your pole!

Ski Instructer: I was just demonstrating how wrong it is.
 
heres one...

snowboarders themselves

yup there it is snowboards ARE a JOKE

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
Okay kids-

Whats the hardest part aboiut being a skier?

Telling your parents you are gay.

 
yea i didnt already say that..

and the light bulb one can also go

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10, one to do it and 9 to say 'whoa nice turns dude'

 
whatta you mean?

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
Yeah, I knew I read it from someone's sig... it's gold.

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That dream where you're falling, that's fun to me...
 
i think its funny that skiers are ripping on boarders...all the pros give props to the boarders...all the good riders give props to baorders...its just all the kids on this site that rip on snowboarders

f r e e r i d e z o n e d o t c o m
 
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