good sayings

teethi

teethi

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hey im makin t-shirts with iron on sutff. what are some good saying to put on em?

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
'i'm poor and make my own shirts'

'i make my own designer clothing'

'asdf'

'if you are reading this than you are gay'

'...your mom says hi'

any of those would be good.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

'I jibbed her funbox' Dave Pauls.
 
-pain is temporary..ride hard.

-I rode your mom like a 10 cent pack pony

Mauii - Ontarian Jibber

Call me Mike!
 
Save water, drink beer!

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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:

Me: Hey is his wings clipped

Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

 
'The more you drink, the cuter she gets'

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
in really small print, near the bottom of the shirt

'if youre this close already, why dont you just suck my dick'

'my gucci shirts are all at the cleaners'

 
Make a shirt with this on it.... its the coolest shirt I own.

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'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
This makes a great shirt too. I love the stares I get.

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'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
'If God had meant for us to be seen naked, we would have been born that way!'

'Guns don't kill people... they just make it real easy.'

'Save water, shower with a friend.'

'Punk isn't dead.... but that doesn't mean it's cool.'

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
 
someone gaffed my quote, oh well. 'He who pukes last wins'

'No matter how hot she is, someone some where is sick of her shit'
 
www.turnoffyourfuckingcomputerandride.com

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
 
rebel is pretty

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
If skiing were easy, they would of called it snowboarding

Only use it if you hate snowboarders. Personally I think it is phat so wouldn't use it for my own t-shirt!

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Andrew

A conversation about my friends bird:

Me: Hey is his wings clipped

Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

 
way to want to be accepted by everyone but try to be cool at the same time - don't try so hard.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
 
put this on then give it to somone:

i have a small penis

'Hey babby ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a overcoat?' - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 
I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head up my ass

Just get a can of pray paint and a grenade stencil

Peace

 
'Nothing is impossible. You're only limited by fear and you can even overcome that.' -Seth Morrison

CO represent!!!

'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'

 
pekkis...is that a kitten??? do you......are you...........ANDY LEMPKE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????!?!?!?!

a recent dave pauls flub might work: 'I jibbed her fun box'

best shirt to wear to killington. plain white with bold black letters: 'RUTLAND SUCKS'

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
RUTLAND SUCKS...lol...hahahahahaha

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, my I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a.

The Ladies Man
 
haha! no no! i'm sorry, pekkis. i know you're not andy. at least i hope you're not andy. cause there is already to much andy around me. i was thinking you might know him and that he is corrupting more minds. andy has wallpaper on his computer that has a kitten running. it says 'everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten. save the kittens.' ...........the end.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
thanks guys thatwas sweet some a those rock

'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'

'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
 
Do a Tommy Hilfiger logo just like the one in Kamikaze's post and replace hte 'Hilfiger' with 'Illnigger'. It's hilarious, I laughed my ass off when I saw it last summer...

or just use my signature:

Ride hard, you can rest when you die.

'You know what I really want in a girl? -Me.' -Jimmy Pop
 
life is like a dick. when it gets hard, fuck it

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'

nick to tom- 'my 1st time'

me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'

nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*

nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'

me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
 
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