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kevywevy

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if you have any good quotes post them here. skiing or other. i need some good ones for a photography project.

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
You must do the things you think you can not do.

The only person that can make you feel insignificant is yourself.

~Eleanor Rosevelt

Shit happens.~LB

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only u can feel its warmth!

 
thanks those are pretty good.

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
Knowledge is power, so I guess I'm not that powerful. ~G. Sarkozy

Well kids, you tried and failed, the lesson is, never try.~H. Simpson

I accept chaos. I'm not sure it accepts me.~Bob Dylan

I tried sanity once, but it was boring.~Mr. Underwood

 


... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
go to bored.com they have some really good quotes

___________________

Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
'If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone. '

 
scone. Scop? I think we need more Delaware! Bagel? Please fondle my wall!

Rimmer: 'ok, thats it, shift status to red alert!'

Kryton: 'but sir, are you really serious? You do know that that means having to change the bulb...'

 
where are the ones on getboards.com???

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
oh sorry not getboards mine bad

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
anybody else with any good ski ones???

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
hey, i actually asked my friends and got a quote for you kevin! I dont know who said this, but it relates to skiing!

'all these kids today want big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...'

 
lol hell yeah.

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
'If it's not fun, why do it?' -Ben and Jerry

and Check out my sig!

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Andrew

'We're on a mission from God.'

-Jake and Elwood Blues
 
skiing isnt just slapping on 2 peices of wood to your feet and going down the mountain turn after turn.. skiing is a lifestyle and one that only the lucky people get to experience...

dont ski coz everyone else is doing it..ski coz you love to ski..otherwise your just another poser...

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SOUTHEAST REPRESENTIN'

later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
'Ohh yeaaa, the landing's fine' ~me with my face all bloody

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get....
 
these are all things my friends and i have said during school-

'i dont talk a lot...wait i talk a lot.'

'i like mine with no legs.'

'D.K., like Dairy Queen.'

'that guy has a mustache you can set your watch to.'

'italy is not boot shaped, its mongoose shaped.'

'if by leather you mean nagahide. Do you know how many nagas you'd have to kill to make that?'

'Its got rinestones in it. How bad can it be?'

yeah we thought those were amusing at least.

-How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-10, 1 to do it and 9 to say, 'I can do that.'
 
heres some more i forgot about-

'Anytime i see something screech across a room and latch onto some guys neck and the guy screems and tries to get it off i have to laugh, because what is that thing.'

'you can litter in New Jersey, its all pavement.'

'life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf.'

'before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way youre a mile away, and you have their shoes.'

'ill bet you wonder if the light goes off when you shut the fridge door. Well, yes, it does.'-the milk

-How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-10, 1 to do it and 9 to say, 'I can do that.'
 
C'mon guys, don't take Jack Handy quotes and claim them to be your own......... we're better than that.

'Pain was like a drug..... but what was even more like a drug were the drugs' - Homer Simpson

'Donuts... is there anything they can't do?' - also Homer

'There's nary animal alive that can escape a greased-up scotts-man' - Grounds keeper Willy

'Don't worry, Ive got an idea........ an idea so smart, my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about' - Peter Griffen

'Aye, the hot pants' - Sea Captain

'Live to ski and vise versa' - Scott Gaffney

~Chris

You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis. How do they do that?
 
i only claimed my first list was all ours, sorry for the confusement.

-How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

-10, 1 to do it and 9 to say, 'I can do that.'
 
my sig

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
'I love weed... but not as much as I love pussy!'

--- Thurgood Jenkins, Half Baked

'The best thing about them high school girls is I keep gettin older, and they stay the same age.'

---- Dazed and Confused

'You the illest nigga in Nebraska?'

---- Method Man, Belly

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
also good from d and c is 'just keep on livin, l-i-v-i-n.'

Go Red Sox

Yankees Suck

NOMAR GARCIAPARRA IS MY NON-SKIING HERO
 
- ' The biggest risk in life is not taking any risks' Nelson Bendela (i think)

- ' To know what is possible u have got to try the inppossible' Philou Porier

- ' Commen Steav Just test the jump for us, it will be inppossible to get hurt on it' Me 5mins before steav breaks his coller bone and sholder blade goiing off the jump.

 
wow thanks guys. i didn't think that i would get so many.

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?

Co-Founder of the Low Summit Kicker Posse
 
Uh... Neil, that's Nelson Mandela. ;)

But anyway, my signature, and here are some more...

'If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.' -Henry David Thoreau

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' -Jim Morrison

'I have won only the reward of eternal ingenuity.' -Nathan Evans

'Bubble machine? I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness!' -Ozzy Osbourne

'This... is a catastrophe of brilliant execution.' -Ethan Stone

'All of a sudden, I've become a fascist tyrant.' -General Fritz

'When we honor our passion and stay clear in our intention we will succeed financially and spiritually transforming out dreams into reality.' -Jeff Holden

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
nothing says lovin like human in the oven! - (after playing 5 hours of quake 3)

Hungry? GRAB A SNICKERS

'I'd give you thumbs-up but I'm holding a strawberry.'

'You suck.' / 'Drew, you make me feel so loved...'

'I sold a huge hunk of metal and bought some plastic.'

'No, dude, I told you, I'm doing some gene splicing and making a super breed of voiceovers to rule the world.'

'Springicus, wife of Springina, have you brought tidings of voiceacting from the gods?'

'I don't think I'm humanly capable of writing that much BS.'

'What if Real Software decided to turn the BASIC language into Norwegian? You would be lost man.'

'Get awake... I mean, wake up.'

'It will be just as slow, it just won't take as long.'

'Say, you wouldn't happen to know how to turn a quaternion into a vector, would you?'

'That's a REALLY BIG cow!'

'Uh, what's the difference between C++ and REALbasic?' (Easy, just add ++ after every word -_^)

'How get free?'

'It's Mr. Springy!'

'LOL!' / 'Lots of Luck?' / 'Uhh... No.'

'The almond is the best part of the nut.'

'So wait, you judge a person's idiocy on how much they can talk about Macs?'

'Oh btw, your friend is a total idiot.' / 'Yeah, you are that friend.' (>_ had dinner with us and...'

'Teenagers are *supposed* to do this kind of thing!'

'Watch out! This turtle's dangerous! Boo!'

'It's a side of Drew that I've never seen!'

'Want to play Pokémon cards?'

'Uh - have you made that comic yet?' ^_^

'Boy, Girls, Keith'

'Rowen, this is God!'

'Uh, why are you at 80% warning level?'

'I'm pre-tending it's a compu-ta!'

'It's Amanda's Random Out-of-Context Quote of the Day!'

'Ugly Pedestrian!'

'Ash found a nut! NUT!!!'

'Wait, that's not a bush... That's God!'

'How's your cow?'

'Bathroom!' (Make your away messages LESS specific!)

'He's fat! He's a fatty!'

'Good Morning!'

'Sometimes... I forget my gender!'

'Did the artichoke go down okay?'

'Ahhhhh! Amanda knows my life!!!'

'*nods*' / 'Did you really nod?' / 'Wouldn't you like to know!'

'Geez! Look, I'm *ONLY* getting 2MB/sec!!! DSL sucks!'

'Drew, did you know you have two different colored eyes?'

'Doctor Ew... I've been thinking...'

'...Where do babies come from?'

'10 Minutes!!!'

'Does this make me look sexy?'

'I think we need more Delaware!'

'It all depends on the rotation of the moon...'

'It's 'Carracho' not 'Carancho'!'

'Hammer-QUIST!'

'Got Mac B****? Got Mac?'

'Swimming pool!'

'KIK!'

'YOU'RE!'

'Elbow!'

'Doh!'

'Dah!'

'Thankl!'

'NIIIIIICE!'

'Fetus!'

'SCOP!'

'Scone?'

'Sad!'

'HIP!'

'Moof!'

'Odd.'

'Quality!'

'l337!'

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The Abagail Banker Collection - Yes, she really said all of these. We need a new History teacher. Badly. :)

'Because if I give you a 'C' now then you won't have to wait until college to get them.'

'I think the problem is that you were being creative.'

'Michael, you are very witty some days. Today is not one of them.'

'I'd like to see your blood on the street.'

'Give me your babies.'

'If you were burned at the steak, my suggestion is that you take very deep breaths.' (So that we die quicker -_-.)

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The Jeff Hammerquist Poem Collection

'The art of procrastination

it's a worthy occupation

killing time conversing

when you ought to be rehearsing.

Passing up deadlines, homework, tests,

who cares about all of the rest.

But wasted time has found me

and at this table bound me,

So here I sit working away

wishing I'd done it yesterday.'

'You will find that over time

I will will sneak into your mind

and to your sanity I will do

horrors previously unknown to you.

Pointless drivel I will spout,

and your brains will be turned to sauerkraut.

so I warn you when you talk to me

Just to do it very cautiously.'

 
life is a waste time, time is waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of you life.

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
sirjibs i was just abou to write that...you motha f'er

remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.

-686 enterprises

 
'the way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon' Anon

'Mountains...are made to see over, stiars from the valleys and steps to the suns retreats' Earl Birney

'The means may differ but the end's the same, conquest is pillage with a nobler name'

'It is better to have people think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt'

'The definition of success is not knowing whether you're at work, or at play'

 
'the ladies just weren't feelin the lewando'...my hick friend chris lewando about how no girls wanted to dance with him

'guys...THEY HAVE MAGIC SHE TWO!'chris again, trying to be smart thinking he say roman numerals in the words 'magic shell'

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
 
i got lots

'i gave food to the poor and they called me a saint, i asked why the poor had no food and they called me a communist'

'my choice is what i choose to do and if im causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be, and if your causing no harm then your alright with me.'-benharper

'if you dont like my fire then dont come around cause im gonna burn one down'-ben harper

listen to the song excuse me mr by ben harper, awesome lyrical song

 
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