Good Pranks

bigsky_gurl

bigsky_gurl

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My friend has played two pranks on me so far, and I need to get him back. He paid off my professor and he sent me a letter saying that I have to stay home for spring break to do extra credit so that I dont fail the class. What should I do to get him back?

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
ohh I saw this one on TV awhile ago. You take a knife and when he is not looking you thrust it into the flesh of his back, trust me the screams and tears are all in good manner. That ought to show him, you can bet he won't be pulling anymore pranks on you after that.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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hello boys
 
hahahaa, id get inot his home when he isnt there and rearange all the funature and missplace some of his favorite things so they are very very hard to find. maybe pant the walls a horrible colour?

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
actually if you really want to get him, wrap saran wrap around his car, width wise, like a billion times. its hard and annoying as shit to get off, and he will be furious. it will take him like a hour to get into his car

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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hello boys
 
or if he leaves his car unlocked, go into it and pour flour into his air vents and turn his AC knobs up so when he turns the car on it'll blow everywhere

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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hello boys
 
someone in my school put flour in the ac vents of a teachers car it was hilarious. and then he didnt wash his soccer socks all season and put those in his ac vents and reeked it up.

Nicole

****PULP FICTION****

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Jules: A 'Royale' with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'le Big-Mac'.

Jules: 'Le Big-Mac'! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

 
there was alreADy like a 3 page thread about this just search it and it has everything

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
this might ruin the paint on the car but....take frozen cans of shaving cream...go out and cut a whole in them at night...make sure its warm enough for them to melt...and just set them on the car....but i dunno how it will affect the car

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
just find out if it will wreck the paint from a mechanic or something...then put 2 cans on his car...he'll see a gigantic white fluffy blob for a car priceless

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
fuck shit...well for a lil more money u can get whipped cream...or u can fuck up his car buy the whip cream and call me up :)

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
I heard that also works with slices of ham. Like you go out at night and put a couple slices of ham on somebodys car, and when they wake up n take them off it take the paint with it and it leaves hilarious spots all over their car.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

hello boys
 
search the forum about 3 months ago, i created one has about 100 replies, good stuff in there i pulled

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck

NS Philosopher
 
I was thinking of meeting him for some drinks later. After he leaves, I could go to his house and put something really gross and sticky on his door nob (he will probably be drunk when he gets home and wont tell). Im going to meet him at applebee's, where they are really annoying and im going to have them sing happy birthday, he will get all embarassed. Grrrr this is lame, I need your guy's help. Its hard to come up with pranks that arent mean.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
haha, you use liquid nitrogen to freeze the shaving cream cans, then cut the metal off the cans, leaving you with a pressurized, frozen block of shaving cream. throw 2 or 3 into a car, and shut the doors.... as the blocks melt, they pressurize the car, so that when somone opens the door..... BOOM shaving cream EVERYWHERE!

don't fuck around with liquid nitrogen though, it will freeze just about anything on contact.

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
im still up for the whip cream?

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
we did this to a friend ay christmas. we bought a male blow up doll, inflated it, and stuck it in his locker. so he opened it up in the middle of a crowded hallway, and the doll pops right out of his locker. funniest thing watching him try to get this doll back in there without anyone seeing.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
if the cars unlocked and hes in his house or somthing go in his car and turn the volume all the way up on his speaker so when he tunrs it on itll be blasting

 
tell him his mother is a terrible cook.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
i think popcorn kernals in the engine of the car works...cuz it heats up as he's driving and they fuckin explode everywhere...you gotta use alot tho...

you could pay his boss to tell him he's fired if you want eye for an eye

or if you want to get him back catch a fish and just put it in his car..fuck they smell pretty bad

or rig something up with some crickets in his bedroom...like when he opens the door he tips over a cup full of them...we did that at the cafe at my school and we had to evac the cafe itw as dope

I went to take a piss and the elastic in my pants snapped back and crushed my balls against my leg and now i can't have kids
 
take a dump in the back part of his toilet, behind the seat wear the water is stored. it'll spell for the longest time and he won't be able to find out why. and when he does he'll have to fish the shit out.

-chris
 
this wouldnt really get back at your friend, but it is still a cool prank. release 3 animals like pigs or something in your school and label them 1, 2, and 4, then they will be searching for the third one forever but they wont find it. it would be hilarious

'One time I was in a belly-flop contest and a Norweigen guy won' - my history teacher being completely serious

 
glue something very important to him to his cieling cause it will take forever to get it off the cieling plus he'll get a really sore neck and his arms will go numb trying to get it down.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
There is some chemical that is nontoxic and when you eat/drink it, it will turn your piss red. I can't remember what it is called, but it'll have him thinking that he is pissing blood.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
i personally think you should steal all kinds of cones and shopping carts and road signs froma construction site and set them up in his yard all artsy like and fill his car with lady bugs and rats.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
no, get like one of your old bikes, (like the real girly, pink ones with the basketts) and attach it to the roof of his car, (if he has a bike rack, you can lock it there) do this in the middle of school, during study hall or sumthing, that way when school is over, and everyone goes out to their cars, there will be the prettiest little pink bike on the top of his car, and its locked there so he will have to drive around with it

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
if you were in canada id say go onto some NCC land and dig up a tree or two and then plant them in his yard. Then the RCMP would show up and try to fine him 2000 dollars a tree, but woudlnt be abel to because he didnt put them there and he wouldnt know who did.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

 
you could always saran wrap the toilet - always a classic.

but the frozen shaving cream ones don't work, it doesn't expand enough when it's thawing - you'd need a crap load of cans for anything impressive.

Its a little meaner, but you could always put a couple drops of Visine in his drinks and watch him go running for the bathroom (Visine in a drink causes massive diahrea (sp?).

But I think the best was when my friend Mike put my friend Will in the Want Ads as a 17 year old gelding llama for sale for $500, that was trained for small circuses and knew a few tricks, but had a tendency to spit and kick and answered to the name Wilfred. Mike put Will's house number in the ad, and people kept calling for like 2 weeks asking about Wilfred the llama. Of course my friend Will get pissed pretty easy, so this got him going instantly, and the reaction of the first phone call was priceless.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
wait tills he's dead passed out...and kick or punch him in the asshole like 10 times..then take his pants off,now you take the largest condom you can find put it on a pencil and lube it up and stick it in his butt so the condom stays in...he wakes up with a sore asshole and a giant black condom left in his ass

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'--Jib_This

 
he has 3,4, ans 5 planned. Next time he is going for public embarassment, so i need to get him good

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
look 2 posts up from urs....thats perfect

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'--Jib_This

 
You're really limiting yourself by being so nice. You really should declare all out war, since he's planning to humiliate you. Infesting his house with something sounds good. If you lived near me, you could ask the engineering faculty at my school to put his car on top of his house...they do a lot of that kinda thing.

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