GRR Pants....one of my buddies makes them...completely custom.  Taped seams, waterproof zippers, belt loops, as many pockets as you want, exact size specs you want (as big and baggy or small and tight as you can take em) and completely gore-tex.  which means waterproof to the MAX.  Any color you want.  Message me for more info.
Did you ever think that when the little neanderthal children made snowmen in the winter, someone would say, 'Don't forget the thick heavy brows.' Then they would all remember that THEY too had thick heavy brows, so they would get mad and eat the snowman? -Jack Handey