mtsteeze406
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i got a laugh out of this
Be careful when attending those Halloween parties!
A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and
Told her husband to go to the Halloween party
Alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
But she argued and said she was going to take some
Aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
Good time to be spoiled by her not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
Woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to
The party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
Thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
How he acted when she was not with him. So she joined
The party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting
around
On the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could
And copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
Wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
He left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
Her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
Was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
Little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
Went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
Back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight , she slipped away
And went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
Wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his
Outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he
Came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. 'Oh, the same old
Thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
There.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, I'll
Tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
Met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the
Spare room and played poker all evening. 'You must have
Looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!'
She said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
'Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, Apparently he had the
time of his life
Be careful when attending those Halloween parties!
A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and
Told her husband to go to the Halloween party
Alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
But she argued and said she was going to take some
Aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
Good time to be spoiled by her not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
Woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to
The party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she
Thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
How he acted when she was not with him. So she joined
The party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting
around
On the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could
And copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
Wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
He left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
Her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he
Was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
Little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
Went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
Back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight , she slipped away
And went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
Wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his
Outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he
Came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. 'Oh, the same old
Thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
There.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, I'll
Tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
Met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the
Spare room and played poker all evening. 'You must have
Looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!'
She said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,
'Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, Apparently he had the
time of his life
