Good Fucking Lord, How does one lose pants!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?

therealjerk

therealjerk

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OK, im a little pissed off and stressed out cause since ive been here at school, i have had two pairs of pants disappear into some fucking black hole thats formed in my dorm rooom!!!! good fuck!!!

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 
if thats all you got to stress about at school then your doing quite well

'well it looks like we fucked up and killed the only son of god because we're fucking gay like gay porn'
 
i stole them

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
ahhaah, like mos def says 'why did one straw break the camels back? heres the secret: the million other straws underneath it.'

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 
totally different context but- ya know....

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 
so you wake up one day, can't remember the night before, and don't know where your pants went?

sounds like my freshman year

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Somebody stole a pair of my Dickies, it sucked so bad it was like 30 degrees outside and I had to wear shorts the rest of the day and then walk home.

Member 5329
 
if you lost your pants because your room is so filthy then.....hey that sounds like my freshman year too! except i had a anal roomate sp there was a diagonal line through our dorm room separating my filth from his spotlessness

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^ that is funny i would tell my roommate to go fuck himself and if he wants the room clean to clean it himself.

Member 5329
 
now if they were 300$ sessions pants that would be the time to bitch

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i love the smell of napalm in the morning

snow smells good to

uncle jemimas mash liqour it will fuck you up
 
before you go and getcompletely hammered, tie your pants around your neck, that way when you wake up,, voila!

what did the whales ever do for us?
 
ahahahahahahhahaha, i knew there were gonna be about twenty of those responses of how did you lose your pants and get back? well, sorry to hear about your anal roommate, rich and i are both like, closet neat freaks but we've both given it up here at school. just not that bad, like its still pretyy comparitively clean in here

If Bill O'Reily was a freeskier: 'The spin stops here! Now we're spinning to the right!'

 
You're lucky the 'Mad Crapper' didn't find 'em. A friend of mine used togo to a boarding school and there was this unknown person called the 'Mad Crapper' and he would sneak into the laundry and leave a fresh stinky loaf in someones nice clean pants, so when the laundry was returned.....they would get a real stinky ,filthy surprise.

 
i lost a pair of pants last newyears, had to go all boxer steeze from like 11 til 5 in the morning.......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
i took my pants off on the top of a hill near my house once. and then i couldnt find them. so i went back down the hill naked.

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
speaking of pants, a few days ago here in thailand i drove by some little kid being whipped by his brother with his own pants, and he was just standing there crying as he whipped him, fucked up thais

Member # 1551
 
this is a different kind of losing pants but...

i had to dance in front of the class for a spanish class. my pants had no belt on them, and they were loose. well, you know what happened next. dancing + loose pants = pants falling down. im happy there was an pverhead i could jump behind.

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