Good Fights

girl's face + brick wall

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.

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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
 
alright, so before shcool started we were in the cafateria and this like shrimpy kid threw a quarter at a wiger, well the wiger knockes him to the ground then stomps on his head as hard as possible... you could hear the noise echo all throughout the cafateria

Tour De France Cult
 
DAMNNNNN^ and that sucks to get in a fight before school starts

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
haha this one time this big tough kid made this kid kiss his shoes and wen he went to kiss em he kicked him in the face then i saw the crazyest side of some one. he fucking fliped out and beat up that kid it was funny shit

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
yeah. couple good ones:

this guy was talking trash to his gf and her brother came to pick her up and he kept talking bad so her brother took his keys and put them in his knuckles and totally mauled his face with his fists, then he put his face to the curb and stomped on his face.

This loner guy wanted to be a hero so he tried to fight one of the football players and ended up getting his eye socket broken, i never saw it happen but it was a legendary fight at the school, i see the guy all the time and his face is still fucked up

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girls have the best DNA... but then they spit it out
 
this girl called this dude a bitch and slapped him, and then the dude w/o thinking slapped her back and then just relized what he did, and the bitch was like 'hell no' and started slappin and kickin and shit, but the guy couldnt do anything cuz ya hes a guy and hes fightin a girl

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
^ lose lose situation right there.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
pretty much^

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
lol last night i had a huge party because it was the last night of summer (6 barrels were consumed). anyways, further into the night, some random mexican guy showed up with his posse and started fucking with people, trying to pick fights. so i went outside and told them to get the fuck out of here, or Troy (the biggest guy I know, about 450 pounds, about 6'7', I paid him to be the bouncer/bodyguard dude for the night) would beat the shit out of them. So eventually more and more people started coming, until someone started swinging fists. I'm pretty sure the head mexicano started it. After a couple broken bottles over heads and 3 broken pieces of lawn furniture, Troy ended up beating the shit out of all the mexicans and settled everything. Troy is the shit.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
this one fucker was talkin shit about me for ever and couldnt watch his mouth, i was at his house, i called dibs on a seat, he took it, i gabbed him by the shirt, he said not to fucking touch him, i decked him in his dome piece, his dad say and laughed, the bitch told me 2 leave and ran upstairs and didnt come down for 20 minutes

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
why were you at his house^????

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i was there because i was with some other friends, plus i really wanted to fight him in the first place, thats a true story i swear to god

GO SOX

REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
 
lol 'i swear to god'

it's not that unbelieveable, buddy.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
i really dislike fighting, its fun to watch tho, im sure someday i will be forced to fight someone.....

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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