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ok so there is this white guy at my school, and he thinks hes black, likes hes the one of the biggest wiggers in our school. and he always rags and makes fun of the fat people and the small skinny people he picks on, so today in wood class he was making fun of derek, who is a good 250 lbs, so i decided to do something about it, and i was like man, why do you always make fun of the skinny and fat people? are you too much of a pussy to pick something with someone who is the same size as you are? and he was like aight then, come over here and say that to my face, so i went over to him, got right up close to him, and was like bring it bitch he just kinda backed away and was like, not now cause we are in class, but itll come soon enough, acting all smart and stuff, and theni was like thats what i thought you wanksta.

so im pretty sure we are gunna end up fighting in wood class, so does anyonne have any good tips haha, like expierence in this area. ive read "steal this book" and its got some pretty ansty things in there and ive also been in boxing for like 2 months. but i think hell fight dirty, like nut kicks and stuff.

so thats kens dilemma of the day. haha

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What I gathered from this is that he is going to be fighting dirty so make sure to beat him to it.

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Don't think within any form of fighting (i.e. boxing or any specific martial arts). Hit him hard, fast, and solid and he'll be fucked. Make the fight happen when you're ready to strike--if you get jumped you're in for an asskicking unless you're fuckin badass.

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Well if you're a boxer and never wrestled/Brazilian jijitsu, I would try to take him standing up. Most kids at your age like to wrestle instead of fighting, since getting popped in the nose hurts.

But never hestitate to hit someone first, obviously you're a little nervous about fighting him or you wouldn't be asking for advice. Whenever he fucks with you just punch him square in the jaw or nose, hit him as hard as you can and don't hestitate. Chances are you will knock him out, I've seen very few people take an unexpected jaw punch standing. And take a lesson from bruce lee in punching. Never aim for where you plan on hitting them, aim through it. It really works try it on a wall sometime. It's more or less a lesson in follow- through. If you want to punch someone in the nose aim at the back of their head through their face to ensure you "push through the punch" It is way more powerful that way.

At your age you won't get arrested for assault so kick the shit out of anyone who talks shit to you. Once you beat a few people up and people realise you arn't afraid to fight, very few people will ever mess with you again. It's a worthwhile investment.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
left upper to his jaw, or punch "through" his face, and then a jab to his stomach followed by a right hook. or just punch the face and knee him in then nuts.

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how about this, if you have never fought before none of this shit is going to matter , instinct will kick in, all you need to do is make your instinct is, FACE

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In wood class! Haha beat him with some wood. but careful thats considered armed assult.

Sorry there wont be any hot chicks around in wood class

 
see it really depends on what you want to do to him

ie do you want to knock him out and teach him a lesson? or do you want to inflict alot of pain so he's crying for mercy and teach him a lesson...

1.)Use your knuckles. When you punch and graze with your knuckles it hurts more than flat blunt punches. Like they said follow thru.

2.)hit both ways. punch him hard forward then smack him backhand before he has a chance to recover. surprises them.

3.)use combinations. like punch him in the shoulder and as he goes to hit you back get him in the ribs or stomach or kidney area.

4.)talk smack. be intimidating. don't be afraid to say you're going to do stuff that you wouldn't really do. act like you mean it.

5.)"float like a butterfly, sting like a bee..." a moving target is harder to hit. (obvoiusly)

Good luck.

Now KICK HIS ASS.

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Have you done any kickboxing? or just basic boxing?

If you've done kickboxing a strong low 10 always surprises the shit out of someone and they usually leave them selve open for a nice 2 to the bridge of the nose. Unless he actually know some shit that'll probably end the fight.

My favorite combo is a 1 to the stomach followed by a 4 to the back of the head when they kinda buckle over from the first punch.

 
dude when your fighting your not gonna rmeber what some fucking chick says or anything.

Ten dollars you won't fight in the first place.

Second off, he's gonna nail you in the face first hit whether you like it or not, after that your gonna be stunned and start swinging your arms widly at his face. Your a first time fighter NONE OF THIS IS GONNA MATTER why do fucking kids come to NS for tips?

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don't listen to any of those you gotta hit him in a certain place all u gotta do is rip his shirt over his head (if you have the time to) if not just swing hard and try to protect your face it's probably not going to last long so don't hold back let loose

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why would you be afraid of a girl?

do you think they hit hard or something?

have you ever had a chick punch you, its like falling onto a million pillows

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^^ some good points, but that can all be avoided by being cool, calm and confident. First off, know that you're gonna get hit then realize that this guy is a pussy ass wigga bitch that doesn't know how to punch. Second, if you do fight in class its likely the fight will get broken up shortly after the first hit. So it's very important that you make the kid bleed because even if the kid is still able to put up a fight its gonna look like you kicked the shit out of him cuz he's covered in blood. PUNCH HIM SQUA' IN THE NOSE, blood vessels will break and he'll be bleeding like a 13 yearold virgin with a black dude.

Confidence is the most important thing, if you know you can beat him, then you will.

Never battle someone you can't defeat.

 
HAHA it was a joke more than anything else. I'm afraid they'll be able to fight back when i try to rape them of course! J/K That might be true with the girls where you are from but a lot of the ghetto ass bitches I went to school with were mean as hell and I wouldn't want to get in a fight with them just because I wont hit a girl.

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bro if you had the balls to get in his face and tell him he's a bitch you def have the instictive capabilities of beating the shit outta him..

strike first and dont worry i bet u will win

 
Make sure that if you go for the nose, that you punch down. My uncle had a buddy who boxed. This guy was small but he was crazy, so anyways, he got in a barfight with some dude. Another cam over to break it up and the guy just gave him an uppercut to the nose, which pushed the cartiledge into his brain, killing him. So now hes serving a manslaughter sentence. So just make sure you punch in or down on the nose.

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if it in school let him take the first swing, piss him offf and I guarentee he will swing at your head, jjust go under it and sucker punch him in the gut then he'll probably buckle and up cut to the face. Instinct willl take over though.

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Yeah, if you're in school let him take the first swing. That way you're in the clear and don't get shit on your record, he gets his ass kicked, annnnnd gets fuckled by the school.

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Not always true, at my high school, the simply suspended both parties rather than try to figure out who started it.

 
not great advice, unless you want this kid to end up in jail for sure

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i was taght to give a hard hook to the jaw and hopefully dislocate it normally knocks them out because of the pain good all around stratagy

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im 2 lazy to read all of the other posts, but go for the throat

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dont go for the the throat unless you want to potentially kill the kid because as you can guess that would get you in some deep shit

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im not trying to be a dick in anyway, but if this is in school the fight will only last for 15 seconds or less. what i mean by that is that your not going to remember what we say, just let your instinct take over

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this fits so perfectly. Dun Dun Dun.....

actually just injure him first. like a nice blow to the quad or stomache. Then he won't feel like moving and you can own him any way you'd like

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if u fight in school it gets broken up 2 fast. i would arrange a metting spot right after school and kick his ass there

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one hand low to knock down knees, one middle to cover the face and throat. if youve been boxing you know about feints,

yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.
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haha dont listen to half of that crap, dont be calm! lose your temper! half of the shit youll be trying to remeber with vanish once adrenaline kicks in. once u get fucking furious and adrenalines pumping youll be fine, just go nuts on his ass

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oh dont go anywhere near the guy if he's smaller or younger than you, no matter how much he shits you, unless your school runs like the real world as opposed to "the big guy is the bad guy".

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theres a little shit in year 9, maybe 5'8, 150lb. but most importantly he's a fucktard and im 3 years older, 60lb heavier and 8 inches taller than he is.

now, about 2 months ago, i made an ass out of myself infront of the whole school- i was doing a musical presentation and i fucked up. everyone gave me shit for about a week, which was ok cos its highschool and people just moved on afterwards. however,we're faced with this year 9 fuckwit, who just came up to me 1 day and started giving me shit - i didnt even know this kid.

he keeps paying me out 3 weeks later so i just go up to him and go "whats your problem?"

he bitches-says i intimidated him, i get detention.

after this, he keeps giving me shit till i just cant take it anymore, and one day in the hall he just calls out, so i drop my stuff & pop him in the guts. once. and continue on with my life.

i got suspended.

he was unhurt (i admit i cant punch for shit) and continues to give me shit cos he knows he's untouchable.

the moral- only take on this guy if he's physically larger than you. otherwise the schools gonna fuck you in the ass.

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dont fight in fucken class, thats retarded. at a party or after school, that best thing to do if you wanna fight him is situation yourself so your near him in the hall or in class or after school. dont start the shit yourself. if you see him making fun of kids again get in his face. if he ever tries to make a move just throw him into the lockers or throw him to the ground. you really dont have to beat him just show him whose boss. if hes a strong little guy then just gun him in the face once right in the nose. if you hit em there hes sure to go down.

another alternative is to just open hand smack him right across the face. as hard as you fucken can.

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Dawg one thing I learned in Hapkido is keep your joints and muscles relaxed, a wig wag like this is gonna flex, it makes you feel powerful before you deliver a blow, but it makes you very slow, act as if your body is liquid, it's a guarantee that your going to be faster. Also, use his momentum to your advantage, if he steps in swing around him, deliver a blow and make sure you use your elbow, much harder than hitting with a punch. And dont forget the throat, if he cant breath he cant defend, and if he cant defend, hit in the nose, cuz if he cant breath and can't see, than he's in trouble. Ha take those in to account! dont do what I did though, throwing people through windows just gets u kicked outta school. FUck em uP

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alright if you really wanna bruise this kids ego and show him he's not the king of the world. walk up to him with a cup of water or coke or something in your hand. don't even say a fucking word. just throw that shit right in his face when he gives you some attention and blast him one in the nose (prefferably for blood). he won't even know what the fuck to do. next thing you know you'll be in a rage pounding his face on the ground and everyone in class will be like 'holy shit what just happened.' you'll be the talk of the school for at least a week and this kid will be mad at you for the rest of high school, if not his life. chances are you're going to get suspended. so you might wanna have a friend in the class for back up. hopefully one of his friends trys to fight and your friend gets to step in. then you're both suspended together and can get drunk for the time you have off from school. make sure you have a good party at your house during the suspention. in mid day prefferably, that way kids go back to school and talk about being over at your house and why you're there. it'll carry the story around the school a little better and people will love you and hate the other kid. bitches will wanna fuck you and you're going to be the king of the wood shop. all the fat kids he picks on are going to stand up for you and you'll have a mean backing for the next time he wants to tangle. People will start standing up for themselves at your school and then shit won't be like that anymore. all it takes is one kid knocking down the bully for him to loose his "power".

now this isn't a 100% garentee, but it'll make for a good story. go on and let this punk have it. don't even fret with the consiquences, your parents are gonna be stoked when you knock him out. they'll act pissed, but they'll be happy they don't have a kid that lets people run over him and his class mates. it shows a strong will. it will create a elationship with the dean of your school and chances are the other kid has been in there a lot more than you. so all you have to say is that he was pickin a fight with you and it was more of a self defense more than anything. you thought it was wrong to fight and understand that you need to be disciplined for your actions. you'll get a shorter suspention and they'll love you.

at least thats how i used to use the dean in high school.

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I'll have to concur with that approach.

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punch him good. or just shove his hand under a drill press

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