good excuses

witty

witty

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what are your favorite excuses for not doing shit in school....i can always use some new ones...my collection is getting old

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
My friend in class told the teacher he couldnt here the directions so the teacher gave him extra points. Also, maybe if you say ur blind out of one eye. Might work lol.

 
tell us your old excuses!

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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
 
'I couldn't hand it in because the school burned down' is always a classic. Gotta be able to back it up, though. Of course, if you do it right, you won't even need an excuse, because your teacher will be Mrs. Hamilton FLAMBÉ!

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I recently contracted VD, and have not been able to concentrate on anything.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
Printer broke, ran out of ink, family problems.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)
 
my nigger beat me yesterday

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In the last few years of high school when I went the 'printer broke/ran out of ink' excuse quit working cause all of the teachers said if that ever happens send it to their e-mail... stupid technology..

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-

 
my computer got a virus because my little brother was looking at too much porn.

my dog peed on it.

i had a mishap. (don't elaborate)

oh, CRAP! that was due TODAY?!?!?! (then cry)

alien probing. sorry.

i was so wasted when i tried to do it...... i don't think a picture essay would count?

when they ask you where your work is, start breathing really fast, and fall down. proceed to spazam for a few seconds, get up, and walk away like nothing happened.

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- Ian

'i just want you to know, you're a shithead for messing around like that, a man's poor is lost!

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porn, i mean porn' - CTripper

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
i don't have a computer always gets me out of typing shit.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
haha these arent bad...also you can always say your folks are divorced...and your stuff was at your dads house..or moms...and you couldnt get it

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
'Sorry about missing school on monday, we forgot to get the sunday paper on sunday, so when we found it on the porch on monday we just assumed...'

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
girlfriend got pregnant/abortion/aids

is always a winner. remeber you only have 4 grandparents so that is a limited use excuse. i always found, i was skiing and got a concussion is a huge success, or my favorite... i am on the frigging football team bitch!

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Hand in the wrong assignment, do the assignment later that day, and after school,hand in the correct one and say 'I found this one, is this the one due today?' and hand it in.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
^The football team thing only works in certain southern states.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
concussion and then a piece of paper with scribbles on it as a doctors note.

car accident. wheither you had one or not.

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- Ian

'i just want you to know, you're a shithead for messing around like that, a man's poor is lost!

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porn, i mean porn' - CTripper

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
making a joke or saying something stupid usualyl works for me.

i just say, oh shit ya, someone stole my book so i couldnt do the assignment, then i just ask if i can do it for the next day. seriously works 99 per cent of the time

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
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