Good Comedies I Should Rent

caylorswift

caylorswift

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well, im sick, and i want to rent some movies. which comedies should i rent? as in new releases. none of the older stuff like office space, half baked, or supertroopers. seen each of those way to many times.

i'll be renting from blockbuster if that helps.

SamDCaylor
 
dickie roberts

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
School of rock

That must blow that you are sick sam.

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

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TMC WUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs

Not Cliffs
 
UHF

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski

objects in mirror may be closer than they appear

 
screwed or dirty work!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
zoolander for sure

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
^wierd als movie. never seen it. glad i didnt

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
two words that will end your life , HOME ALONE

(i expect that you will die of laughter

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
Monty Python is a dildo fuck movie, seriously I tried to watch it last week with my girlfriend, couldnt believe the stupidity level.. Dont understand why people like that movie so much...

Motherfuckers...
 
Wow those are some lame movies....

Chaseing Ammy, J and Scilnet Bob, An evaning with Kevin Smith (he goes to colleges and talks so so funny)

Basketball, South Park the movie

Space balls

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
i thought not another teen movie was fucking hilarious, im not sure why. its just a dumb spoof movie, but ive never laughed harder in a movie theater than when i saw that.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
Fast Times At Ridgemont High. You've probably seen it, but watch it again.

and Beavis and Butthead Do America. (not as good as the shows, but still great)

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
i'd definately go with some porn. if your sick and at home, you don't need laughter, you need porn.

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Ontario represent.

NS Skaters Cult
 
dazed and confused.

and for movies other than comedies, my favs are BLOW and American History X, but you've probably seen those.

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
Anything with Lesie Neilson......Wrongfully Accused, Naked Gun or men with brooms

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
hot shots part deux.. any cheech and chong movie

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
I mean't Family GUY season 3 and Baseketbol with trey parker and the other guy who created South Park.

-Patj.
 
yes cheech and chong im surprised it wasn't said earlier, and either of the Bill and Ted's

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 
Monty Python and the holy grail.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
however said american history x.....that is one fucked up movie....really good but just full of hate and stuff but has a good mesage..but yeah thats a serious movie....the best of will ferrell is insanely funny

NS army
 
dirty work, monty python and the holy grail, kung pow enter the fist, and mafia!

Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

ESE TAKEOVER....woohoo
 
freddy got fingers. and eddie murphy raw!!

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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz

 
personally? i think id go with you got served if you want to laugh, their catchy phrases get really old though

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
lord of the rings, the third one, god thats one of the funniest movies ive ever seen, you just have to see it with funny people.

 
1) what about bob?

2) caddyshack

3) happy gilmore

4) city slickers

5) see spot run (i think its rated g, but i laughed so damn hard)

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GIRLS OF NS represent
 
dumb and dumber, or any cheesy scary movie

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
funniest movie I've ever seen was this cheesy horror flick called Demons 2. it apparently comes free when you buy Demons, so get them both and you're set. in the second one, half the actors don't speak english, so they filmed with the actors talking in their own languages and then took out the sound byte and dubbed in english speaking actors' voices. and they seemed to have a pretty limited cast to choose from, one of the actors played a pimp in the first one, and an arobics instructor in the second, and both were major characters.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
definatley go with 'the jerk', 'steve-o dont try this at home', any 'CKY', 'school of rock', 'there's something about mary', 'chapelle's show season 1'

 
im suprised noone said tommy boy, its hillarious

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