Gonna get me one

Fro-deo

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So me and my buddy are thinkin about stoppin bye Sears and picking ourselves up a couple of good ol fashioned girlfriends for the holiday season. Just thought I'd let you all know...

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President of the LBK
 
definately go with the snap on. crafstman sucks dude. or wait, that is a good thing. hmmm,,, something to ponder eh

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
lol nice... is sears where they all hang out? try malls with all the different stores... but yeah your way works

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
the best place to pick up milfs...........................GROCERY STORE!!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
or the gyno clinic...

or at the ortho (so many lil girls with braces... mmmmmm)

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President of the LBK
 
The Youth Center...

*shakes head*

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
comeon everyone knows you can just go to the elementry and sit in ur car with some candy, dont be shy.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i saw the grocery store thing on happy days a few nights ago

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
come on now, the best place to pick up chicks is Planned Parenthood or an abortion clinic, at least then you know they put out

 
you also know they have herpes... & unless you big for that kinda thing stick with walmart

what did the whales ever do for us?
 
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