Gondola sex

good luck getting a gondola to yourselves or do you plan to just drop your pants and go at it with a family in with you
 
I've had wild raging sex on a swinging chair with no safety bar, stalled in between large trees with prevailing winds of 100+km, pelting ice rain, and wild whiskey jacks sprewn about
 
double team = defenite homo no doubt about it. Why wouldn't you just want her to yourself? Because you are a homo that is why.
 
The best gondola is Vails it is really long and good privacy. However the easiest place to do it is Keystone for night skiing. Me and my girlfriend tried it at keystone first. We didnt finalize the deal but it was pretty sweet. A couple of weeks later we did it at vail and it was great. Sex in a bed is still the best.
 
Hey El Train I'm not very far away from you. It wouldnt be a gondola but i think it could be done on a chair. A big one anyway. Or just in the woods off to the side of a trail. LOL!
 
i banged my ex in two different movie theatres throughout three really good movies she wasnt even worried about any of the other people sitting in there it was fuckin sweet i tell u what!
 
oh god nolan. cheney's gonna end up shooting a load thorugh your face and you'll suficate. like spidey webs.
 
speaking on leaving stuff on the chairleift a kid i know took a shit on the chair and then left it for someone to sit on, so we raced down to see who it was and it was his mom and she was waering white pants
 
does the gondola not rock around a fair bit?

i think you're way more likely to enjoy getting head.

i'd love to give it a whirl but i can't see it really being worth the effort;)

maybe if you hadn't had sex in months...
 
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I have also had sex in the Steamboat gondola.

It is a short ride, ~9 minutes, so you need to be ready to go as soon as the doors shut. Get your foreplay out of the way before you get in so you are both ready to go. Then go hard and fast before you get to the end. If I could do it over I would have brought some tissues. It is kind of messy for everyone when you get out.

It was a great time and should be on every skier's bucket list.
 
i work on the heavenly gondola, its like a 15 minute ride, maybe a little longer sometimes if its going slow for wind. all kinds of suckin and fuckin going on. 15 minutes is plenty.
 
Not sex, but my ski club was having a rager at night at the top of steamboat, on the way back down in the gondola I got rowdy and kicked a window out of it, then climbed half out the window and was singing/yelling "Fire Starts to Burn" by disclosure while filming myself with my phone.

At the bottom 6 police officers formed a line and stopped us, threatened to arrest us all, made us pay $120 for the window + $100 for labor. Good times.
 
I miss the old Lionshead Gondie. 22 minutes to the top if it didn't stop. I never tried during the winter, but they ran it in the summer too. 22 minutes is doable in the summer, but we were having fun. We didn't get out at the top and just went back down. I vividly remember a dad heading up the Gondola, trying to cover his kids' eyes as we went by. The pole in the center of the car was perfect for leverage :-)

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You could also open the door from the inside with a ski pole if you wanted to improve the view. Unfortunately this WAS a firing offense.
 
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