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Five40Guy

Five40Guy

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All the golfers in here who enjoy the game say something to let us know your alive...

Fore!

'they were as stiff as my cock would be with Christina Aguilera.' - Jeff Schmuck, on the Armada prototypes
 
It's not called golf, its called wak fawk... and yeah... it is fun, i drove a par 4 on friday and made my 8 foot eagle putt.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
i only play like twice a year now,i used to play 5 times everyday

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
ya golf is fun... me and my girls hit up the country club every day, and we are all doing golf team for school

drugs taught kids the metric system
 
I used to golf alot on the school team, but recently have put it on hold so I could ski and climb more...but it's still fun for sure.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
i usually golf every weekend im pretty bad but im getting better

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
I usually get really frusterated by the end of the first hole so I just end up getting really blazed before the second hole and I play like 10 times worse but it is wayyyyyy more fun.

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Junction 133 Productions

Rural Uproar Teaser

-NU-
 
I golf. i suck miserably. but its fun.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
i wanna start golfing. some people at my skool do it everyday

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants

 
do it/\, its so dam fun. it can be frustrating at first, but all you need is a little hand eye coordination but once you pick up how to hit hte ball, its a bitch to master

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
i play. tis fun. i golfed high once and it was the funnest time of my life. We had golf carts and it was muddy out. we were doing 180s and donuts and stuff. twas insane.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
i play golf like once a week cause i get a free 9 holes cause i work at a golf coarse...i caddy...its not a bad job you get mad crazy tips cause i work at one of the most expensive CC's in ohio. and yeah golf balls are expensve and so much science is in that little thing.

Oompa
 
i have a brand new set of clubs but i never have time to go so they are still brand new.

I did take them out of the box and put them in the bag.

 
90s.

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
I shoot low 80's, I'm also on my school's golf team, which is easily the toughest varsity sport offered.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
I work at a golf course and am terrible. I never really actually play even though I can golf for free. I just use the driving range like 2-3 times a week. I shoot 90's.

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-Dan

''Harvey: I love you maximumsushi!!''
 
during the school golf season i play 3-4 times a week, and 1-2 a week otherwise. high 70s-low 80s. golf really helps the summer pass faster.

getting stuck behind a slow group really sucks al gore's vagina. bringing a fris along to toss around while waiting is key.

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Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
 
best i ever shot was like a 79. what a great day. that what back in the day when i played alot. then mommy quit the club, so i went ghetto and hit up the put put park. i dominate.

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East Coast

COC - Session C
 
i shoot in the high 90s usually, but its always one hole that screws me over

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
85-90 and i usually play the first couple holes, then smoke a fatty and just kick it by a lake.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
i only get to play bout once or twice a year... its damn hard

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
i was on the golf team never played in a meet and played about 5 tomes a weeks during the summer i play about 3=4 times a week i shoot mid but mostly high 90's

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
 
fuck golf

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

 
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