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Thorvildsen

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Hellooooo,

I play golf. do you? what's your handicap?

Mine is a lousy 32. but i have a hole-in-one in my backpocket...

if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
 
16, and I don't golf that often. I guess I'm just naturally good at hitting a ball.

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- Harvιε


I skι therefore I aм

 
your naturally good at being humble too.

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i like to get out and play whenever i can. its fun.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
I've been playing for like 6 years or so. But i only play in the summer break. I just haven't been bothered to lower my HCP

if shes with a new guy then that means you either have a small penis or you suck at having sex or both so just kill yourself now and end your pain!
-Laterials
 
mines about a 15. i work at a golf course during the season and play just about every day in the summer. i've hit a hole in one but the ball hit off a tree and went in, it was amazing

 
i love golf. its just so chill to go out with some friends and dink around on the course, its so much fun. i don't have a hdcp, but i usually shoot between mid 80s and low 90s (i know i'm not that good)

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
kirsten... you + golf + austin??

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
i dont like the atmosphere at the courses, too snobby, sometimes i've played at some trashy courses where all the adults are chill....

the name Golf came from the rules in scotland 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden' so really, the WPGA is an oxymoron

 
yeah becky thats what i was hoping for...but no..im still single and austin's still with that hoebag

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
too bad i've never even met the girl so i shouldn't be a bitch to her and now austin's probably going to come read this and i'm screwed

~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*

start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
 
i use to shoot 79's when i was 14 but ive been working all the time so i didnt even go the past couple of years

A hand jobs a mans job, yo jobs a blow job
 
I agree with the dude that said golf is great for horsing around with your buddies and having a good time.

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- Harvιε


I skι therefore I aм

 
it can get pretty competitive though. I used to golf from time to time with my dad, and whenever I hit a good drive, he'd try to smash the shit out of his ball and duff it. that would piss him off so much.

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- Harvιε


I skι therefore I aм

 
i am actually kick ass at golf. handicap is a 2. i am most definelty going into golf for a living, then i can ski all winter. best job ever

 
I play golf a little now. When I was younger I played alot of golf, but now I am too lazy to go walk 18 holes.

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
 
I love golf. Definitely great for playing with friends. My handicap is something like 12ish - 15ish. I'm really inconsistent, probably cuz I can only play for like 3 months a year. I've hit a couple of 300+ yard drives. Most often my ball slices like a mofo. (How do I fix that, it's really frustrating!)

 
golf is fun but im horrible at it

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no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
Read Harvey Penick's Little Red Book. It is the best golf instruction book ever. The instruction isn't super technical like in golf magazines; it is so basic, but helps a ton.

YOU LOVE IT
 
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