golf sucks

samck89

samck89

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no offense to people that play golf, i play once in a long time, but i mean whats the point of a sport where you go out and scream at yourself and everyone around you for a few hours, i mean seriously noones ever happy when they play golf, theyre allways like, 'fuck i cant fucking swing' or something, and breaking clubs, i mean how is that fun. i think its cool when you just go out with your buddys and screw around tho, its chill like that

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
ok ill remember to keep my grades up in golf class

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
not everyone who plays golf sucks at it. I agree that its the most frustrating sport to do poorly at, but most people that play golf a lot are pretty good, and aren't mad most of the time. People that play like 10 times a year often get mad cus they suck. Golf is also really addicting, whether you are any good at it or not.

mean people suck

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no seriously everyone gets pissed, no matter how good you are, your never doing good enough, like all the pros get pissed when they play, and theyre all sweet

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
i go to fuckin golf school and it sucks but thats just cause its too competitive i still like it as a game but i dont want to make it my life.

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i should of never stopped playing, fuck i was gettin good

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my friend wanted to go to something like that in florida where you play like 5 hours a day and go to school like 4 hours

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
yes, even the pros do poorly sometimes and get mad. But that's only for a small portion of the time. Another thing is that you could be pissed as hell cus you just triple bogeyed the last three holes, then you knock in a shot from 100 yards out, and you get all excited and start playing good.

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

 
i play alot over the summer but then when winter comes i seem to lose all my skiil and have to get good all over again

its all about the 609
 
mmm, u sound like a fuckin idiot. If u ever go to a golf course, no one is ever breaking clubs and screaming like you say. Golf is a relaxing sport, and ya, its fun to go fuck around playing it with ur friends too. But playing seriously is pretty cool too, like if u do a good hit or something. You just must suck really bad.

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a good hit? golfs not fucken whack-a-mole there pontiac,

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i work at a golf course so thats all i do in the summer. and i dont know what kind of golfers you watch, but nobody goes out and yels for 4 hours. its fun and relexing. its the best when you have a cart and a few beers in the back.

jeff
 
Golf is all mental. you cant scream at yourself and get mad, it only fuels your shittiness. I had this problem a LOT last eyar, and it basically ruined my whole summer, everytime I played I would think I would end it skipping across the ground, and I did.

I came into this year with a good attitude, and now whenever I get mad I just laugh at it. I shot a 9 on a par three the other day and laughed at it. And the past few times Ive played (yes, thats NY for you, I ski one day and golf the next) Ive done a lot better

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i work at a golf course also and i play. Golf is fun and challenging. you can never do the same shot twice. ya the best is when you take the governer off the carts so they will go faster and have a couple beers. ya and rolling them is scary but it is also funny to remember afterwards. and no one is ever throwing their clubs. it is called ediquete, which means that you need to be good while you are there.

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Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
 
well when ever i go golfing with peoiple that play seriously theyre never happy, maybe they dont throw their clubs, but theyre just pissed the whole time

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
well from the picture you posted you look to about 4'11 230 pounds and 12 years old. maybe you'll understand later

w.m.h
 
skiing and golfin in the same day rules. thats y i wanna move to cali

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haha ellerman dude its 3'7' 800 lbs and im 8 years old

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
Pros get mad when they do poorly at anysport...does that mean baseball, basketball, football, hockey, and SKIING suck?

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ok i should have made the title of this thread a little different, cus i guess im not really trying to say that golf sucks, im trying to say that from what ive seen of golf, people seem to be constantly pissed when they play, whether theyre doing good or bad, it never seems to be good enough, i dont really think golf sucks, i respect golf and golfers just like i respect any other athlete, because obviously if they spend all that time and money on it theres gotta be something to it

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
I stole a Nike Driver and it sort of got me into golf I kind of enjoy Golf now....

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well obviously its cool if you steal your clubs, i mean thats a given

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
I think that what you are getting at applies to any sport. I mean, in what sport do you find people satisfied to just stay at the level that they are at? NONE! You always want to progress. Just because some people get frustrated doesnt mean that they arent having a good time. People wouldnt pay as much as they do to go golfing if that was the case.

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ye i understand, but most people i know seem happier while theyre progressing than golfers do, when they cant do something, they fall, get up try and get the snowball outta their ass and laugh, then they try again, you know what i mean?

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
golf is an awsome sport. i know people that really sux and they still really enjoy it. and what do u mean people arnt excited when they progress while playing golf. i was really pumped when i broke 80 a few years back or hole a shot out

 
samck89 or whatever your name is, thats the part of golf, it requires much patients which alot of people who play the game dont have, i enjoy golf, but it defineatly tests your patients thats why everybody gets mad when they play it, nice to play when your stoned, its just like chillin

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
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