Golf Club+Forehead=Pain

CJHski

CJHski

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alright so me and my freind (linelogan is his NS name) were driving golf balls of his neighbors deck that is being built, and after we were done he threw a golf tee up in the air and took a baseball swing at it with his driver and i was standing about 3 or 4 feet behind him and he came through on is follow through and hit me right on the left side of my forehead, so i was like bleading everwhere on this construction site, and one of my buddies said we should go to the hospital and i had to get stitches...............so bassically my freind is an idiot

anyone else got any other funny/stupid/painful stories like this??
 
My friend was pretending a stick was a shotgun,and he was holding it with one hand. Unfortunatly,I was standing right behind him,when he punched me in the nuts with his elbow.
 
Last summer at a country club in NEPA, I drove a ball and this guy ran into our fairway to grab his ball and I hit him in the back. Same day; my dad hit a bird.
 
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by brother stabbed me in the neck with a skipole once. we were having a train down our mountian (shittiest mountain you will ever hear of-west mountian!) but i took it upon myself to make train noises such ad choooo-choooo aparently my brother kept yelling at me to stop but i didnt hear him so he stabbed me.
 
when i was like 5 i collected rocks and i had them in this plastic bag and i was putting them on a hook on the wall in my garage and it came un hooked and ricoshayed(sp) from the ground to the cieling to my head. blood al over the place and my parents were freaking out
 
Did you end up getting stitches and im guessing your neighbors didnt know you were there.

When I was little, i was playing tennis with my dad and brother and I went outside to get a tennis ball and when i came back, i pushed the gate open really hard and bounced back. I was just tall enough for the huge latch to hit me in the forehead and blood went all over the court. I got 3 stitches and now i have 10 total stitches in 3 different places in my head.
 
o ya another golfing incedent involving me and someone else very dumb,

so we were at the 3 hole green and my buddy was gonna do a flop shot(a shot when you hold your club face kinda weird so the face is bassically flat with the ground and u take a full swing and you can sometimes get the ball about 30 or 40 feet in the air and have it go like 5 or 10 feet) out of the rough next to the green, so i moved back about side by side with him just like 20 feet away, he takes a full swing at the ball and it goes straight sideways and hits me right below the eye on the cheek bone and it droped me, it was swollen up about the size of one and a half golf balls for like a week

so bassically i havent had good luck with golfing......but its still one of my favorite sports
 
i smoked my sister in the head with a plastic golf club when she was really little, and she still has a dent in her head from it. i totally remember scream, my mom come running downstairs to see the blood gushing out and cup her hand to collect it all as she went running upstairs with her. yiiiikes..
 
my brother hit me over the head with a big metal shovel. the corner of it too. i was really younge so i started to cry, then my mom came over and was like "what did you do" and he was like "i did this" and smacked me again, and i started to bleed.

also, i once got thrown off a tredmile into a wall and got pinched against the wall stuck there while the tredmile sanded off a good 6 inches of my skin.
 
I was on a treadmill at a hotel next to my brother. My treadmill was on two and his was on 70, but he wasnt on it. So, being the bright kid I am, jumped onto his and got thrown into the mirrors behind it which shattered. I was super bloody and cut. Not vry fun. We got out of there real fast.
 
i fell out of a tree that was 15 ft tall and landed head first on a bush stump that was 1 1/2 inches in diameter, it went into my forehead and bleed alot, i got lots of staples and stiches

oh and once my friend was riding on the handel bars of my bike and her big tow got caught in the spokes, it got choped right off, but it was sown back on so that was good, but really gross

why not one more, i have a really smart uncle, and he decided one time to stick his hand under the hood of our car when it was on, yeah well it got caught in the fan belt or something ind it got smooshed and then fell off, as i said he is really smart...
 
umm i broke my nose playing basketball yesterday and it was still bleeding this morning. my mom says i should go to the hospital but i dont want a big-ass cast on my face
 
when i was younger i was madd for some reason. so i was sitting on our hamok (sp?) and i was hitting rocks into the dirt, and on my backswing the hammers teeth went right into my head. no joke. it wasnt that deep cause the hamemr fell out. i was like stunned, put my hhand onto my head and saw blood and ran into the house screaming for my mom and dad.

and another one i was palying with my lego, and there was a penny in the like contatiner thing and i swallowed it so my dad had to take me to the hospital and we were going through red lights and stuff. and then when i got back my sisters said that i had to poo it out so i was scared to take a poo. i was also young in that incident too.
 
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