Golden Wheelchair goes Down Under, Mate.

J.D.

J.D.

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CNAP regrets that he is abroad on business (or something), and wasn't able to hand out the award this week. So, you're all stuck with me... but I digress. Without further ado,

This week's Golden Wheelchair goes to... Aussiepimp!

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''aussiepimp

280 posts

Junkie

2004-11-24 21:57:54

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Maybey that casue all the hot aussie women dont want to meet an ugly fat mormon liek your self???

Miss universe is aussie oh so is elle MAcpherson + a million other gorgeus women, and nothing good in aussie haha I live on supuer bank at kirra in Aussie the best left hander on the planet (surfiing dude) youve proably never even seen the ocean, the surf is shit in the Us exept for mavricks and hawaii and hawaii and even really america and mavs you get and ear infection every time you paddle out you have nmo idea dude i dont even care anymore have a nice day! ''

We'd like to thank everyone for their entries. See you next week!

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oh my god i think this is the best one yet. i acctually laughed alot

'...and i'm FRENCH! not all people in my country are stupid!'

- punk-rider

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips'

-freeze_pooter
 


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god do i hope i can get the golden wheelchair one day and return its glory back to america from down under

eggs and bacon double steezy if you pleezy

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
i can't even begin to fabricate any idea of what he's talking about.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
hah....i love the little mascot.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
AHAHHA i love it!! ohh man i couldnt stop laughing!! this one was good.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
awesome, i love the period man

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The government can put a gun in my hands and send me to die in Iraq, but I can't buy a beer.

I fucking LOVE the USA.
 
haha thats mad funny

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
haha hilarious!

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
Damn, that post gives surfers a bad name......

well i guess they never had a good name in the first place.

heh.,

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“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.

Än Eye For An Eye, And Soon The Whole World Is Blind

 
yeah, hes an idiot, if he lives on the superbank than he dosent ski.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
Runners Up: Kind of a slow week, Josh is in San Diego, we're all busy with papers and other miscellanious stuff, so I'm sure some posts slipped under the radar, but with out further ado...

steeziemaster

141 posts

Pro

2004-10-24 23:33:54

dude, i got in so much driving shit last summer, i hit a phone pole going 80, got a ticket for going 91 in a 35 on my motorcycle, and got a neglegent drin=ving citation for passin 6 cars up a hill then running from the cops at 140 mph...through a construction zone. i know your pain. you cant win because your a teenager, cops have it out for you dude, good luck with fighting that

punk_rider

1040 posts

Ridiculous

2004-11-19 10:12:34

please! stop riding in France! i'm sick of waiting for the lifts! 8 million french people ski and that's to much! so please, ride in YOUR country! english in england, germans in germany ...

coz' we are too much in the french alps, you're all destroying MY pow'!

remember the famous french T-shirt saying:' If you don't live here, don't ski here' ...

1080bio

1200 posts

Ridiculous

2004-11-25 14:55:17

no but killington is in new hampsier so it dosnt count for any of this stuff

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
bwahahaah

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ahahah thats hilarious jd

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'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

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Haha 1080bio, nice call.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Hahahaha, fuck yeahhh. This week's is hilarious. Well done, JD and fellow GW Cult members. Yayyy, the steeziemaster one was my entry!

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
the best part is that you didnt even piont out all the problems in it

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
Yeah, I thought it was worth the effort just to call him a dirty pagan. Too bad nobody comes on on sundays, though.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
lmao... thanks cheif. pagan...

(tom)

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
dammit i wasnt nominated

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
^ is this the first time you weren't

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'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
i hope your documenting all these, it would be great to see like a yearly summary or a six month summary or something

-Dan
 
yeah...these were pretty decent; definitely beat last week's

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
good work jd and Co. i think it would be funny if there was an acceptance speech or rebutle that was tied to the awards. i want to know what aussie has to say about his most recent achievment

Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

 
^He was only nominated once. But he did almost win.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
runners up please

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
^Trevorwoulddoit posted 'em. There weren't many, Josh keeps screwing up the awarding, so the weeks get cut short. Plus we're al pretty busy with school just wrapping up.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
^ exams and papers are fucking killer right now

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
Yeah, no kidding... I have one left, I can hardly get started on it. It's brutal, I just hate the topics. But I'll BS my way through it, I spose. I have 500 words, need 2000 more.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
I'm on my last one too tonight. Many thousands of words to go. Started yesterday. Due tomorrow.

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
you guys are idiots haha this is so dum as if i give a shit about my spelling on some gay ski site. and as for where i live in Australia for 4 months new zealand for 3 and switzerland for 4 as i have a dtuch passport im gonna stop the hating casue i think you gay and just another gay ass seppo trying to make himself fell better about his shit country. Get a life.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
^hahahhahahahahaha i actually laughed out loud..

i never do that at the internet

You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...

Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
I chuckled... especially since pretty much everyone in charge of this award is from Vancouver. But it's always way funnier when they get mad. Particularly when they get incoherently mad. Although he kind of started incoherent.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Hahahaa.

Ohhhh how I hate people, so.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
From aussiepimp to me:

''oi faggot you a canadaian you should hate america to, stop hating on people you come from the same background as me, both canada and aussie are apart of the commonwealth i know that dont mefan shit but dont rag on me rag on dum american dick heads whoa re killing canada stelling your land and oil ect. ect. and screwing you over.''

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
Hahahah... Ignorant baaaastahd.

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
Canada was started by the lowest scum of the earth too? Naw, close, but it was in large part due to the French I believe. I really don't see the connection here between Austrailia and Canada.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Australia beginning = British convicts to clear out jails in Britian.

America = British settlers trying to start their own country and avoid the King and religion.

Canada = French maybe? I honestly don't know.

Isn't this guy a little backwards?

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
America = fags that couldn't get laid in a brothel in bangcock with a 100$ stuck to there cock.

canada = hot women good skiing red necks like the fag above and great bc weed.

Australia= wombat fuckers that cant spell but still haev better surf hotter women and a better life style than both of your countrys.

Hate all you want in the end your the losers not me i was talking shit to get you guys pissed of and then to laugh at you , some of you guys have over 11 thousand posts and you say im pathetic, as for canadians and this gay aussie convict shit what ever yeh we are convicts who gives a shit, the women are hotter here, the beer is better and you guys dont have any decent surf in north america at all.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
fuck you, eat that fucking brown shit that no one else can eat, vita or vegi shit, fuck you

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
I really think I just got dumber after attempting to decipher that piece of pure idiocy.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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