Going to have sex in a hour, tell me what to do during it.

[jsnow]

Tell me how to have sex, positions, what to say, and whatever else.

 

[JAHpow]

Pee

 

[FreedGucci]

In

 

[NEPTR]

her

 

[Blynch2]

butt

 

[jsnow]

butt, i planned on peeing white in there.

 

[JoshWong]

c'mon son

 

[.AR6rider.]

Drape your flaccid penis over one of her breasts and loudly sing Jeff Buckley songs.

 

[FreedGucci]

Want to know how I can tell you're gay?

 

[.AR6rider.]

Yes

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

blow a load in her eye. bitches love that.

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

Start singing amazing grace really slowly while dragging your paynus across her forehead.

 

[white+wolf]

kiss for 30 seconds then start moving your hand down her pants and slowly rub the top of her vagina. Then enter and once inside push up, towards her stomach, this is the G spot. She is now ready to receive your penis. Focus on anything other than your d going in and out of her v to last all long as you can

 

[FreedGucci]

Flacid, penis, and breast aren't words that go together if you're straight

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOONNNN JOHNSON!

 

[white+wolf]

or if you're 12

 

[deleted5]

I read that as sex change idk why.

 

[erica]

no we dont

 

[FreedGucci]

Or straight...

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

how would you know?

 

[erikK]

liar

 

[.AR6rider.]

Um, you clearly don't know how to have sex.

Like I said - flaccid penis over the breast, Jeff Buckley songs. The louder you are, the more aroused she'll be.

 

[ILLinoisance]

 

[YourMomsCouch]

Make dinosaur noises and cry on her

 

[jsnow]

i cried last time

 

[Shredsterr]

Give us a play by play update on it while it's happening.

 

[soulskier]

Broadcast on tinychat

 

[erikK]

ftb

 

[Lucas]

Selfies

 

[SFB]

the crying part is key

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

i cry evry teim.

 

[YourMomsCouch]

Then you obviously get all the honeys.

 

[ModMommy]

Make sure she's wet before you go in. No beed to make it painful for her, and forced for you. Pay attention to making sure she's getting something out if it and she'll make sure you're enjoying it.

 

[GayWolf420]

suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong rip

 

[Negro_Jesus]

I poked a girl in the tit with an inflated condom once

 

[Pigeon.]

have sex to jim jones we fly high and exclaim "ballin" while you ejaculate

 

[youngdtay]

Sounds about right. My sig is relevant, now you you know where to go OP.

 

[Turd.Ferguson]

spody plz whi u do dis

 

[Finkle]

Wear 2 condoms. No wait, 3.

 

[erica]

I don't like getting water in my eyes let alone semen.

 

[DasGoatenshafter]

Tell her you have a condom on, but don't wear a condom. Then send your lil' soldiers DEEP into that seepy cavern of love.

 

[Dan.]

have her suck on your finger then put it in her b.

 

[DasGoatenshafter]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/776040/

Then comment in here.

 

[Jeebus.]

Not buying your lies

 

[jsnow]

She liked it til it started to hurt.

 

[Finkle]

don't knock it until you've tried it. nothing says I love you like a visual pool of manly mermaids.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

this is wrong. Go straight up her ass with no lube, you already know what to do after that.

 

[jsnow]

I had to change the sheets and there is still a wet spot on the bed.

 

[ModMommy]

pussy game strong

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

so you peed in there?

 

[jsnow]

It has to be strong to keep the pussy coming back for more.