Going Pro

Phooka

Phooka

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I have decided I want to be a professional athlete but I am not very good at anything. What are some sports that I could pick up easily and don't require natural talent.

PS, lots of money and attractive women must come with the territory.
 
Longboarding.

Literally, the only thing you need is a skin tight leather suit and the balls to go fast.

Let the hate begin.
 
I'm racing stand up jet skis on a professional level, and I can tell you that racing sit down jet skis is one of the easiest sports to turn pro in.

Literally all it takes is a fast couch and a fatass rider that knows how to come into turns fast and turn the bars left or right.
 
Curling's fucking hard dude.

Play some baseball, it's difficult but can be picked up quick. Now getting to the pros, that's a whole other level. Maybe fastpitch or slow pitch, or get a sex change and do womens skiing or any womens sport.
 
Hey the only reason you would think that is if you upvoted your own comment and then someone down voted, you tricked me you little pussy. You are just mad because nobody fucking thinks your funny.
 
1.) my initial comment was a joke, but it was downvoted from the start. no trickery

2.) *you're. As in nobody thinks "you are" funny. Ex.) You're an illiterate and misguided fuck.

3.) My karma, which is 78 times the amount you have, as well as my member feedback in my profile, would suggest that members of this website do indeed find me to be funny. It would be quite a lot of effort for complete strangers to take the time and effort to say so if they didn't honestly feel that way.

4.)

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Contention 1, you seem rattled as fuck right now, you mad bro?

Contention 2, the fact that you harp on grammar, the minutia of any confrontation would suggest you have a weak mind.

Contention 3, it doesn't take long to give member feedback at all, I just made you lose Karma and that only took a second, tops.
 
Damn you, you're smarter than I thought, as you have now drained my brain blood into my boner I am no longer capable of coherent thoughts.
 
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