Going off the milf thread...

[Sokiem]

What's the oldest you've slept with? 24 here.

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?

 

[Badfish2]

31, i was 20

 

[skierman_number1]

13, I was 22 at the time.

 

[Lanemeyers]

^^^ hahaha...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 

[sacchettiadam]

what a wierd thread

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.

 

[$westside$]

i love easy mak

_______________~Angus West______

Liberty***

SMP

 

[skitolive123456789]

uhh im a virgin

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badonkadonk

 

[AttitashSkier]

i get to see milfs all day long because i work at a little kid amusement park.

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro
ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC

 

[Sashac]

19 woooh. but that makes me a whore because i'm a girl, so it's not very cool...

 

[j.bird]

lol. i think i have started a milf revolution on NS. I have been called the official NS pimp by like 10 people...how many before i become an honoroary pimp?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152

 

[~Satan~]

^whan whan whan

 

[~~~angel~~~]

hahahaha

 

[lanks]

how exactly are you the pimp though? it was your buddy who did the deed.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'

 

[shanemcfalls]

83, no joke.

 

[j.bird]

becausae I pushed him into doing it, and i filmed it. I just am ok. damn. I made the tape, and posted it. Im a pimp. haaa

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152

 

[wuestinator]

42 when i was 18. i sold her a snowboard for her 12 y/o son. and then we went skiing and out to dinner. then older women tell you exactly what they want and how they want it.

sanctioned outerwear - http://www.sanctionedouterwear.com

 

[SimonFiller]

25 when i was 17

 

[cmo]

hahahahhaah prooooove it

Chris

"I dont do drugs, just marijuana"

POKE SMOT

Forever be Grateful

 

[4skizzle]

i was 21 she was 30

Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.

 

[Ghost]

hahaha. Absolutely hilarious. For anyone who missed what he said, read it again.

 

[jib-unit00]

^haha hilarious

m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.

-epimitheus

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited

 

[Leckett]

^that was the 700 000 post! and this is 700 001

NS SKATEBOARD

 

[*Fujative*]

woot woot! i second that

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski

 

[jib-unit00]

yay i got post 700000...whoooo hooo

m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.

-epimitheus

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited

 

[MitchPee]

96

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 

[FERREZZ]

25 when i was 15, she thought i was 19

 

[JoeTheRipper]

32 she like the food that I served her, gave me her number, sparks flew

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 

[TheProfitSkier]

im 14, god a bj from a 17 year old

New Skis:$400

New Boots:$300

New Outfit:$350

Breaking your leg the first time you use the shitriceless

 

[sketchlinefilms]

hand job from 17, bj from 18 and sex with 16...im 15

Newschoolers...who have you hated on today?

SketchLine Films

 

[jerad]

^hahaha

werd.

 

[mark_skis]

i found out this smokin hot milf was almost 50 after i banged her. i was 18

 

[BobYohan]

Not my story, but we were up at my buddy's cottage and he got with a 51 year old, he was 17 at the time. we found out the next day her husband and kids were in the next cottage over.

 

[kabozo101]

prolly the greatest word ever

 

[andrewg]

how old is your mother?

 

[j.bird]

jea i started the inspiration for this thread.

 

[tBatt]

i almost hooked up w/ a 5 year old. then my brother wakled in. o adn i was 5 at the time too

 

[$tezzyStu]

praise be to allah for the milf

 

[TheKASSEROLE]

99 yrs and still going strong

 

[Mattman]

I keep it to 5 year differnece

 

[TheKASSEROLE]

i pounded it so hard dust shot out

 

[Stan_Darsh]

hahaha

 

[d-loc]

did she crumble?

 

[lowtech]

i have yet to experience an older women

 

[RWalker]

haha. pussy is like fine wine...it only gets better with age

 

[d-loc]

uhhh yeah... NO!!!

 

[futurespin]

haha what a liar!!

 

[Anathema]

are we talking dog years or people years?

 

[samck89]

my friend fucked a 30 year old when he was 17

 

[MarkieR]

i got a 22 year old when i was 19... does that count???

 

[pwallstreet]

i dont even know how to put my cock in a girl--20