Going down on girls

i personally hate eating the box...especially if its a girl i dont know..but if its a girlfriend of many months ill go for it. ya dig
 
This is a classic LaxBro40 thread. And to ansr your question i have ever gone down on a girl but Don't think it sounds good enough to actually say i would enjoy it. i am not interested in having a fish taste in my mouth when i am not eating fish.
 
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it's a dirty job but someone has to do it
 
if shes clean, ill gladly do it. hate when they squirt though, thats kinda gross but whatev, im a man about it.
 
can you fucking read or are you mildly retarded? I said i had never done it so i naturally wouldnt know what poon tang tastes like
 
my bad, but if you think it smells/tastes like fish ur either messing with guttersluts or never actually been around a vagina before. so what is it?
 
na i dont think i could ever bring myself to do that. unless its the new girl from transformers 3. Ive put a finger in though
 
Big fucking whoop so i haven't had my filthy way with every single skank that rolls past in a cocaine daze. I am acctualy proud that i have not eaten a chick out i think its mildly gross even if the chick is a perfect 10. And to laxbro sorry i struck out so quickly and yes i have been around vag but i guess your right all the chics that put out in my comunity are dirty hippy chics that don't really do hygeine. It sucks ass
 
You havent had your filthy way with any skanks apparently...its ok though bro im sure youre just a youngin..youll get to lick that shit someday
 
I've fingered an ass or two before too....I smelt my finger after, my roommate, he made us smell his finger the next day at Wendy's and he still had some shit smell on his
 
thats awful. I remember the girl the next day was walking funny cuz i tried to stick two in dry. I just love eating the vag to much to even wonder that low.
 
Your name is puddy getter. First off who the fuck calls vag puddy? secondly your username suggests you are either incredibly immature or under the age of 15. Now if you please tell us of some of your numerous sexual exploits. Make sure to include a rating (remember what i i said in the What is TROLOLO thread about rating numbers)
 
It is a joke...but I am in the process of providing yall with a puddygetter story..i am starting a thread called the puddy getter chronicles
 
Just remember you will get torn to shit with annoying spam unless you provide ratings for each girl in the stories.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHH why dont you go pound a natty ice and call Obama a terrorist you uninformed fuck face. Just the fact that 75 percent of your post bring attention to the fact that you do shit with ladies just confirms that you in fact, have zero fucking game. All you contribute to NS i your "Experiences" with woman" you come on the internet to live an alter ego in which you are some smooth lady killer with endless bed experience. You tout it so much on the internet because nobody can prove you wrong s therefore your need to feel like a ladies man is fulfilled. Oh man i didn't want to do this to you because i was there at one point in my life but you just keep at it dont you james bond. Well next time you go and try to claim you fuck bitches 24 7 remember how i read you like a large fucking print book. Sure you will deny this but the feeling knowing that even on the internet you dont have a way with women will make you not want to clog Ns with your brainless dribble. Sure i am a virgin but that doesnt mean i dont have a way with woman now kindly STFU and stop proving me right.
 
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