Goggle tans

Treestman

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I cam back from a week in colorado and every one in my school was like, wtf happened to ur face?

this kid in my class said to me, "what the fuck happened to you"?, and im like, what?, and he says "you're face, did you paint your face with tribal war paint, or is that you're beard?

and i was like haha its a goggle tan.

People wre saying you got a bad goggle tan i was like no, i have a good goggle tan. probably because i live not far away from nyc
 
yea my goggle tan is gettin kinda out of hand this season for some reason, I guess we're gettin a lot more sunny days than last year last year seemed like it was overcast every single day. that 24 days in colorado prolly didn't help either...
 
just be like my gog tan is dope. the girls will say your wearing bronzer, friends may say u look like a racoon. ye
 
last spring break i think i might have been the only person in hawaii with a goggle tan!

this year i'm having a comp. with some girls from my school, which i am absolutely destroying them at right now. i got some comments on my goggle tan at school yesterday too, some girls were like "you are really dark, but only half your face..."
 
i got one out in park city, when i got back everyone laughed, people dont understand how its a mark of honor among skiiers
 
during the summer i get a horrendous life jacket tan. I'm basically black where there is no life jaket and wehre the life jacket is my super pale irish skin remains.
 
i fall so hard for guys with goggle tans

i've been trying to get one here on the east, but it's not lookin too good
 
i have a killer goggle tan, everyone loves it, but the worst shit is the headphone tan i have where my sideburns is a huge tan line it looks soo goofy
 
i have the worst goggle tan ever. you can see it from like 100 feet away. but its not so bad, i get so much attention. i get like 4903 pictures taken of me at lunch every day and its kinda fun.
 
ya i have a mad goggle tan, and with march break coming up, shits gonna get sooooo dark. its funny tho. ya people at school say i look like a raccoon and i'm just like "bitch what".
 
Same happens to me with my rashguard or wetsuit. Every once in awhile I paddle out without it on to even things out a bit.
 
Try skiing in NZ, you get a goggle tan in one day, or goggle burn. Thanks to the ozone hole.. I had a nutso one when i was skiing there. Goggle tans are sick
 
i take medication that makes me burn so easily. over feb. vacation i got this massive goggle burn (easily the worst sun burn ive ever gotten in my life- it was beat red). people ask me whats wrong wtih my face all the time now but its almsot gone
 
sweet good to know! well, im gonna go to a tanning bed with my goggles on now so I will talk to you guys later.
 
haha when i got one on CO and peole called me a raccoon when i got back to downsate NY. its not appreciated here in southern ny
 
goggle tans are sick, but i hate getting them.

i had a mad one last year cuz i was bc, snowboarding n skiing daily for 3 months. my face looked dirty... hahaa.
 
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