Goggle Tans

i got a nice goggle tan, there was a while in park city were we didnt get n e storms and it was really hot and sunny, like spring skiing
 
I get them only if I'm skiing on Easter. Their hard to get in Finland cuz it's so dark in here, but I've had them always.
 
i remember last year some girl on here went on a cruise for a vacation during the winter, and she had a picture of herself on the boat tanning with goggles on. lmao. that was funny..
 
I live in NY, and last year i went out to Utah....got a crazy goggle tan.....it looked like a raccoon/my face was dirty....i came back to NY and everybody was like WTF? thats gay!......what a bunch of pussies that dont appreciate a good ol gog tan
 
i aksed for one at christmas time and i didnt get it....fuck u santa...y cant u make my skin tone change...sanata is like my most unlike guy now...he is even lower then the tooth fairy
 
yeh i ksi east coast canada...sos it is like never sunny unless there is a high pressure front comming in..(means extremly cold) so i only have like march break to get one so its usually prety weak,
 
i had a narly goggle tan when i had to take softball pictures one year... my face looked deformed cause it was super dark.. and then super white
 
Last year during school break i had a week of sunny skiing and after i had like the biggest goggle tan ever.

It kinda turned out to be the wrong moment to have one cause everyone (non-skiers) were like "delissio!" cause an ad about a dude getting a huge tan watching a delissio pizza in the oven was on air...

Anyway everyone at school tought i was retarded, except the ones who were jealous of me...lol
 
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hah yeah i have a t-shirt that i got made that says: I heart goggle tans, wear it w. pride
 
holy balls that's freaking amazing.. I didn't know one could attain that level of definition and such... you oughtta be given an award or made cookies or some shit, that's impressive
 
no, you actually look like two different people stuck together... mexican on the bottom, swede on the top. That's absolutely prime. What everyone strives for.
 
Now on a side note, if I wasn't a skier, this is the part where I would say...

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE?

Do you actually get girls that way?

That's fuckin horrendous
 
Just a week with only sun from 8 to 4:30 everyday without sunscream (sp?)

And no i didnt get any chicks....yet it was still worth the shot to see their face
 
im pretty sure just girls that ski, the others would be like... whats wrong with your face

but they deffinately are very hot ;)
 
goggle tans are the best!

i get them after 7 hours outside, but it goes away like the next day, it really sucks
 
i have a friend who had the sickest goggle tan, he had a bet with a friend and wore his goggles in florida to win it.

thats dedication if ive ever seen it
 
tanning is amazing. I never burn, so i dont wear sunscreen, i have had one sun burn my entire life, but that was because i fell asleep for 3 hours laying on my stomach on a beach in south carolina.
 
im workign on mine right now, but it seems this year with my new helmet that has a visor it is coming alonge much slower then usual, ahhh well sping break ill have a visous one
 
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