goggle tan

Drail

Drail

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yo - who's got a good goggle tan this year? I must say my goggle tan turned out really nice after this season. it's not too bad, so i don't look like a fucking raccoon, but it's good enough to be noticed. I've had a bunch of friends I kind of shuned during the ski season comment on my kick ass tan... than after realizing that i got some funny tan lines they laugh at me... well, the guys do.

chicks love the goggle tan man. anyone who says otherwise is just jelous of it. if there's a chick who can resist the goggle tan on a good looking guy I haven't met her yet. The tan lines give you the power. and with great power comes great responsibilty. right, i don't know how that got in there...

so how's everyones goggle tan doing? and all those who are still skiing and working on theirs, and those who get to go to whistler or hood this summer to make it primo - i salut you and your sexy looks.

Darryl Hunt

'if you're going to smoke pot - don't do it in your car...' pig's last words to us when he pulled us over.
 
I'm currently working on mine. It's pretty weak right now, but it's slowly getting good. Is it cheating if I where my goggles to lecture, on dates, basically anywhere in public?

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
 
yeah, i got a pretty good goggle tan

Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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mine is so noticable, its ridiculas, but its true girls seem to like it

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

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mine is lame and I don't fucking know why, I ski so fucking much. if it doesn't turn out better soon I'm gonna quit all together

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There was no sun here whatsoever all year until the last day, so I dont really have one at all.

 
Not this year but last year I had the greatest goggle tan ever, it lasted from Feb all the way until June. I got nicknamed hanabil Lector after that tan

 
i still have a prettygood one.... its slowly fading though

hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
i had an alright one, gonna build up a nice one at High North this summer.

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mine rocks I cheat though I drive around with my mirrored lenses on everybody's jealous I know....

Crashin' with Passion'

You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
 
There's this girl at my school who races...but she's got this nasty ass looking goggle tan that makes her look like she's got some sort of beard or something because her skin's dark to start out with...

But I think a good goggle tan is definately very tyte.

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I had one that wasnt too good. My face just looked kinda dirty. One really sunny day i forgot my goggles and i got sunburned.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
mine is fucking killer. but the cancer kinda sucks. the tanned part is so leathery, the chicks dig it.

Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'.
 
mine kicks ass, i've had a pretty sick one since february, i never take off my goggles unless they're all fogged up

and the ladies love it

-J.KIESEL
 
goggle tans dont exist here,never has anyone gotten one

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
guys with goggle tan are hot. but my tan line was so bad the other day from a little burn that the mexicans at work made up a new name for me because of it.

 
I got a real nice one in tahoe at the end of february, since then its still hangin in there. Its gotten refreshed a couple times, and today, my last day of the season.

 
i have a massive goggle tan. well it's fading now, but it was beautiful

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
man, there has been sun for like 1 weekend and i didn't have any skis, so there better be some sun soon before there's no more chance for one..

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
last year i had one and it was looking like a beard...i dont think goggle tansa re for girls..like, little ones that aren't that noticable but BIG ones look funny.

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'

--Boyd Easley
 
fuck you all suck...you really just sit in the tanning booth with your goggles on...losers

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Yeah man, mine sucks. I have this racer friend, who has this crazy one and im so jealous, but he is a racer, so I guess its all good. Damn, I wish i could still work on one. I should wear my goggles tramping in the summer. Oh shit, the tramps are indoors, fuck.

 
haha, tahoefreerider..naw i wasn't referring to yours...last year i had one like that i was kinda referring to mine...i dunno though...has anyone else noticed that you get so much of a better one with iridium lenses though?

'I like peaches from a tree, i like peaches from a can' --Dash Longe

'I dont think anymore is ganna come out Mickael'

--Boyd Easley
 
mine is soo weak right now, I hope to bring it up to par over the next few weeks.

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sunless tanning foam + goggles????

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

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Mine was pretty crazy.

People were calling me a racoon.

Then I ate their garbage.

I'm over it.

 
i got a killer tan this past weekend in tremblant.. didnt look like i would get one until i finally got home tonight... its pretty good

im out
 
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