Godammit. please read

[*Fujative*]

i would ahve looked tho a peep hole thing in the door

 

[nilzlet]

so are you dead?

 

[casualfiasco]

we need an answer to this fing thread

what happened

 

[tBatt]

no u dont u live in malta ny

 

[^NewYork]

I live in Boulder and malta dude.

 

[Bangor]

All I need is my mitts.

I love Sin City.

 

[~Cork_1080~]

well what did happen!!??

 

[bermbuster49]

what a pussy, he didnt have to go to the door, but he could have at least looked out the window to see them when they walk away and id them, if they were someone he knows he could have opened the door and said hey, for all he knew it could have been the dominoe's pizza guy, or hell, your nextdoor neighbor who happens to be really hot and really horny, god that would suck to not open that door.

 

[GotamaBCshredder]

THATS THe best part of living in montana, its totally kosher to answer the door with a 12 gauge

 

[^NewYork]

haha holy shit, yeah a fucking pizza guy will come to my house at 1am when i didin't even order one!! !

 

[bermbuster49]

^could be a prank, you never know

 

[snowbladesforlife]

Odds are that if you opened that door you would have woken up at the gas station with an ass full of beef jerky.

 

[bmxican_89]

original or teriaki?

 

[l337]

Try reverseing the affect. try to scare the crap out of the guy

 

[GotamaBCshredder]

yeah just open the door "AAAAHHHHHH I'M GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" then slam it again. That would be so funny if a 12 year old kid did that, and do it with like a meatcleaver or something. Or a wrench, pipe, lamp, fake pipe bomb. you know the usual stuff

 

[bueyan]

well doood... what the hell... what happened... like he obviously gone by now

 

[mike_e]

what happened???

 

[invader7]

read damit he went to bed and didnt worry bout it

 

[snwbrdmilf]

....and it's 2 years old?

 

[EastSteez.]

you should just get out yo 9 and start bustin caps

 

[mike_e]

i was using e-sarcasm

 

[Mod]

Don't know if anybody said this but I don't think somebody breaking into your house at night would use a doorbell.

 

[PicketFence]

dude what happened to your dog

 

[[duffle]]

he was the one who got raped that was in the story

 

[skiierman]

With Michelle because she just turned 18 you know.

 

[fourhundred]

where's your dog?