God

many, many times, by many millions of people.

I believe. I go to church.

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many times.

whats there to think about, I AM GOD.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
ok mods, delete at will

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'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
^^^WHY??? it is a ligitimate question, an intellegent topic.

I for one would like to see this thread prosper.

I think that GOD exists. Are you gonna silence me?

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if jesus was so great than why were so many atroscities are carried out in his name? Because structured religion defeats the purpose of faith.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
haha hehe lil joke, calm down. arguing on the internet is like runnin in the special olympics. even if you win, youre still retarded

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
i'm not retaded, i'm just spechul

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
yeah im jewish and so many of the things that have committed by christians in the name of jesus are horrifying, the crusades back in the middle ages went almost to the equivalent of the holocaust, and the spanish inquisition was one

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hey i'm also jewish, blood not practicing.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
for the sake of me not looking like a retard, i'll now laugh at your joke.

Anyways, back on subject, I'd like to point out that Jesus had no control over his believers. Just because his followers strayed from their faith doen't mean he was wrong. The bible is just a relevant today as 1000 years ago.

It's sort of like America and Noam Chomsky:

He is actually (despite popular opinion) an avid supporter of the American ideals. However; he absolutely slams their foriegn policies, and goes to work on the currenct system and administration of the government. This doesn't mean he is anti-american. As I said before, he believes in the ideologies that america was founded on. This simply means the america has strayed from it's original course, but it doesn't mean the american dream is wrong.

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petek that wasnt for you. but ima turn retarded here for a sec...the bible was modified not long ago to include things like celebesy(howeever you spell it) and touching yourself, and drinking

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Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
i hate chomsky, he is WAY too arrogant. Also, he seems to be an avid supporter of communism, yet he has never experienced first hand what kind of bullshit it was in eastern europe. Me and my parents fled communism to live here, than i here this guy who seems to be intelligent talking about something that he has no real clue about.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
Petek, stop being so hypocritical. Eastern Europe was most assuredly NOT communist. They USED communism as a way to support their athouritarian leadership, and their dictatorship. There is no doubt in ANYONEs mind that there were many atrocities in eastern europe, i cannot deny it was a terrible place to live, but you can't blame all these problems on a system that has never actually been tryed in its purest form. If you hate Noam Chonsky, then it means that you like the horrible atrocities commited by the united states daily.

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what do i think about god? well i think he's a great god, he's done alot for me and i wish i could say the same to him.

'The only bond this campaign is rekindling is that of my ass to the toilet.' - Maddox on people bonding to mcdonalds because of 'im lovin it'.

Joel

 
what ure thinkn of is socialism, where russia started off as, than turned to communism when stalin took over. socialism can have a democracy, and under communism there is a dictatorship, which totally defeats its purpose.

however, i never found my history teachers to be incerdibly competent

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
what happened to the god shtuff??? will you just leave anon or whatever the fuck your name is

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
well you need to start listening to them.

Neither socialism nor communism says anything about ANY system of government. Jeez, capitalist societies can have dictators! RAG ON THEM!

Communism's ultimate goal is to have NO leader.

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
good point, however, some definitions of communism say it, not as it is or should be in theory, but historically. Historically, communism is a dictator governed society.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
I take my view of communism from the Karl's Marx' COmmunist Manifesto. In fact, it states that the world will go through a phase of capitalism, but eventually will become communist, so it's all good.

That's assume we live more than 250 years from now.

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and my name is PeteK, sigh, nobody loves me.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
awwwww, a thread about me...how sweet.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

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Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
lol, i only have 500 posts, no one respects me.

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
respect comes with wise words.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
thats an awesome saying if you think about it.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
I am god. Me llamo Jesus. I own u all i can see what u r doing. Now how about all u little slaves go pick some cotton.

 
many people have faith in god and just accept it, thats cool, others wonder, what is god, many philosophers say that god is the first cause, everything that happens is a cause of a previous effect, so they say the cause of everything is god, i say thats a cop out because they dont know what really is true, i think that if you figured out the first cause, it would either be very simple and stupid, or so complex your head would explode at the mear thought

die.
 
god can lick me balls on sundays.

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my opinion on the matter is that religion is just an answer to the unexplained. The greeks had their many gods to explain why the sky was blue and that sort of thing. over time we have answered those questions through reasoning so that kinda faded away and other religions came about. today one of the last things we havent answered is life after death so religion was created to create an answer for that. I beleave in was jesus did but not in the sense that he was the sun of god. think of it this way, if a man today said he was the son of god everyone would think he was a crazy man and put him in a correctional house

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
^he didn't ask about religion. He asked about God. Gosh, religion isn't God. religions were formed so that everybody could fit in, but then people are divided because of them. God accepts everyone, and loves everyone. Religion is dumb, and God isn't.

I'm the Wright kinda guy

Western State!

You know what FINE stands for right?

'and it was good'
 
hey jew, tons of things have been committed saying they were for god u cant single out jesus u bible shortener! seriously though faith is something u have to decide for yourself and not exactly somethingu wanna put on ns because ns is just... yeah...

and i actuall am i half-jewish cause my grandma is but im adventist

 
And What a crutch!

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
^indeed, but religion wasnt created so people could fit in, religion was created because a-some crazy ass person way back when had some weird halucination and b-to enforce laws and codes of behavior, because be honest, whos gonna fuck with god?

die.
 
I will.

The bible is a story with good morals and life lessons, it shouldn't be taken as a way to live and die.

Bent Films

www.canonskiboards.com
 
most of the great scientists embraced religion before they died, eventually accepting that science doesn't solve everything

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i do believe that there is a higher form of being, i just extremely dislike the fact that people use it as an excuse. An excuse not to research, or study, an excuse to create atroscities, an excuse. religion should be a responsibility, unfortunately almost nobody follows this example.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
please tell me why every time somebody makes a decent thread some arigent person has to bring marijuwana into it. not needed in this thread. and last time i checked it wasnt a crime to smoke a plant. don't confuse government with god even though our government tries to play god

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
our government can take a horse and jam in the ass of every employie for all i care, and its not a sin, its part of Rasta.

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COC session E

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SMRCCSMFD
 
this isnt an intelligent post. all hail fuckface appease the mighty ullr.

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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
i dont believe in God

but i believe that if there is a god, wouldnt he want us to spend our lives being happy and doing what we want? instead of wasting part of our lives worshipping him?

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
God is for suckers

whatever you believe is going to happen to you when you die and however you believe the earth/universe was created, you are wrong. no one will ever know, and trying to say 'god created the universe and all that is in it' is basically like writing 'ignorant' on your forehead

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
how so?

'The only bond this campaign is rekindling is that of my ass to the toilet.' - Maddox on people bonding to mcdonalds because of 'im lovin it'.

Joel

 
you whats dead, Vauldivill, you know what killed it? the talking pictures, you can still make it kid, you just gotta have a gimick, like me, im a tumbler, i fall over and have strangers put pills under my tongue and steal there wallets, when they are bing good citizans becasue im an evil evil person.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
i believe, but sometimes i have troubles with it. Its hard to imagine something intelligent behind everything in this universe... but i have faith

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
haha yes you have a skydaddy quote for your sig! priceless

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy

 
what does god say about smoking pot?

just wondering because theirs alot of good versus that says god has no problem with it I just cant remember them. He he no pun intended... Its only are governmen that says weed is bad and they dont have the evidence to back it. Weed is good, nuff said. Now what does god have to say about it?

When life gets you down... Go Jibbing!
 
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