skijunkiedtm
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i have not laughed that hard in a LONG time. AMAZING!
God wants me dead. I say "Bring it."
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j.saaaarela
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my threads, Im on the "this leaves me 3 days" part
bermbuster49
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shit hahah i went through the whole begginning trying to find that again hahah
soooo funny, it was long as shit but that just made it so epic.
and since i already copied it, one of the best quotes:
it's 9am. The operating doctor comes to see me. She says she removed
widespread infection covering my entire mid section with a particularly
bad infection in parts of my abdomen and kidney. Apparently, my left
kidney was displaced so as to be directly adjacent to the perforation
where the infection originated. Smooth move God you cunning bastard.
Luckily for me, my other kidney was having a picnic up north during the
whole ordeal. You're fault for giving me two you sneaky son of a bitch.
great sense of humor though...
soooo funny, it was long as shit but that just made it so epic.
and since i already copied it, one of the best quotes:
it's 9am. The operating doctor comes to see me. She says she removed
widespread infection covering my entire mid section with a particularly
bad infection in parts of my abdomen and kidney. Apparently, my left
kidney was displaced so as to be directly adjacent to the perforation
where the infection originated. Smooth move God you cunning bastard.
Luckily for me, my other kidney was having a picnic up north during the
whole ordeal. You're fault for giving me two you sneaky son of a bitch.
great sense of humor though...
j.saaaarela
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best
fluffy
story
ever.
This is fluffy epic
fluffy
story
ever.
This is fluffy epic
ButteredToast.
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ARE YOU BLIND!? That's too fluffy long!
The fact that I read all of that means it was DAMN good haha.
The fact that I read all of that means it was DAMN good haha.
JasperGphoto
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o my god.... that was the funniest story I have ever read. i peed my pants, like i am crying from laughing in a pool of urine, that was hilarious. greatest story ever
nathanielstyza
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i havent read the whole thing yet but i just realized that there is a member on NS named snails as well. coincidence?
Funny as fluff.
with_stupid
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MUST READ THIS ALL - ENDING IS FUNNIEST
charmander
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yeah dude
i thought wed get a fresh prince ending
i thought wed get a fresh prince ending
Ski4frnt4445
Member
iv never read that much ever...
skithe49th
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hahaha EPIC story
liked the chase with wheelchair and the blind guy
liked the chase with wheelchair and the blind guy
spliff.Life
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^haha yeah
MCIRONCOCK
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I've never been so enticed by the internet in my life. That was the most well written and clever piece of writing i've had the fortune to stumble upon. The only word that could possibly describe it is epic. 3p1c.
a_pla5tic_bag
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I read all of that and it was really good, the writing style was great; full of similes and metaphors. If that's all true then that's an amazing string of events, sounds like it would have been fun though.
freestyler540
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Holy shit man, I feel so bad for the guy. I had appendicitis and the pain in almost unbearable, like a 9 out of 10.Like him, my appendix burst on the operating table. So I had a major infection so. I remember one bad nurse that forcefully sat me up 2 days after ops...I will never forget the pain.
After reading the whole thing, I had it easy
After reading the whole thing, I had it easy
gstoneskier
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oh my fluffy god that was redick. get that published. haha
sirskizalot
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im almost at the end, im at tuesday the 10th, but i dont have enough time right now.
*Fujative*
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Read the whole thing. Wow. Amazing story. Fluffy awesome!
Alexander_Keith
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The guy writin it had to have been a Brit
Ski_Midwest
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pretty awesome read
