God Hates Shrimp

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www.godhatesshrimp.com

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

I really wish the website wasn't a parody. I really wish they believed eating shrimp would send you to hell.

 

[720skiguy]

funny religious nuts always use the word "hate"

 

[proZach]

 

[Tom.]

i pretty that shrimp have scales, because they are a crustation, and its shell is made up of a bunch of scales.

 

[UNREAL]

You, good fellow, have found my home page

 

[akerbacker]

what the fuck. l01

 

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My cat doesnt like God just because God hates the one thing he likes the most.

 

[lushlaxstr]

"pinch the tail, suck the head, burn in hell, www.godhatesshrimp.com"

 

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SHRIMP

 

[Snubluck]

My cat just likes puking on stuff

 

[396222687862]

fucking hell, what is this world coming too? protesting that god hates shrimp.. bahahaha

 

[Gavajabra2]

ha

 

[SlickRick.]

clever

 

[dweezileast]

figure it out

 

[Sno.]

i just love the "the name of bubba shall be anathema", just cause we have an NSer named anathema

 

[aznpcskier]

the website is poking fun against homophobic christians....THEY REALLY DON'T BELIEVE GOD HATES SHRIMP 

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

give your cat an olive. I guarantee he'll get a boner (my cat does, its hilarious). Unless its a girl, then I don't know what will happen.

 

[Calvin.]

Ya, cuz that's not fake at all.

 

[ride-rider]

i love sea food man, shrip! crab! labster! fish!, clams! mussles! oyster! squid! and snails!!!

 

[mtbakerteacher]

shit! then that 50 piece shrimp meal thing i bought from costco just guarenteed that im going to hell!

 

[*monsterskier*]

ur not goin to hell juss cuz u eat shrimp/crab/lobster etc etc.

 

[TheButterHashira]

yeah the old testment says no shrimp crab or lobster or crawfish ill be living in new orleans so im gonna get me some crawfish

 

[mtbakerteacher]

ahahaha

 

[artfullydodged]

BWAHAHHHAHAHA look at the banners!!!!

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/banners.php

 

[artfullydodged]

yeah well jesus says you're a liar

 

[*monsterskier*]

yes. i'm christian n i eat shellfish.

 

[Crock360]

Wait, shrimp? I thought God hated fags...

 

[mtbakerteacher]

both

 

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and New Orleans?

 

[lushlaxstr]

hahahahahaha

 

[parkchilla]

go god! go!!!!!!