God hates me.

ThisAngelicRage

ThisAngelicRage

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so i've decided that if there is some kind of higher power out there.... that higher power has a terrible hate for me.

tonight i was going out with some friends. we were looking for this field party and realized we had drove too far on the road. so we turned around and as we turned around my friend driving backed her car (not badly) into a ditch on the side of the road.

the boys riding in the car following us got out to help us push the car. but they weren't having luck so i decided to stand on the front bumper to give the front end some weight.

my friend driving had the pedal to the floor and she got traction and all at once i was thrown to the ground from where i was weighing the front. and she drove over me. i started to scream and she thought she was on me so she backed up. and backed over me again.

cops, ambulances, emts everyhting... went to the ER fracture shin 4 broken toes and a broken foot.

what a wonderful world right?

-Lauren
 
sorry to hear that. if it makes you feel better, you're not alone. my life sucks complete ass right now.

 
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a foot is nothing, thank god your alive, i would have compeltely fell apart without,

I need you now, because of Jacob, we won't leave me allone, I must school this kid, and that's a very very hard thing to do,

new trick to be had, and if i get on the wwater ramps before he gets here, he'sdone

but water isnt' snow, and i'm just a lifejacket,

What,

Lauren you have an angle over you, I do,

 
That does suck, infact that sucks big hairy moose cock. But on the bright side, Your not dead, which could have easily been the outcome of being run over twice, and you have a killer story to tell people now. How many people do you know who can say they were completly run over by a car - twice - and arnt dead right now. And i mean, think about your kid! you have the perfect story to scare them into not playing busy streets. and hey, if you cant use handicaped parking for the next while, then there is something wrong with the handicaped parking system. But in all honesty, im happy to hear that you are more orless alright after being run over twice.

I do have on question though, were you alright after you were ran over the first time and only broke your foot the second? or was your foot run over twice?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
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apple- the first time she ran over my right leg. i was convulsing and screaming on really loud- so she thought she migh still be on me and backed up, and backed over my left ankle and foot. and stopped the car for a good few seconds directly on my toes.

-Lauren
 
also this is my second trip to the ER in 3 months.... both times with no insurance and i was also in in-patient treatment for a long time with no insurance.... the medical bills are going to suck.

-Lauren
 
thats fucking horrible. how long do the doctors say untill you recover?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
i have to go to the orthopedist in a few days and they'll tell me because the people in the ER didn't know if they would kept me in a soft cast and then put me in an air cast or if i will need the whole hard cast deal. let's hope not though.... my summer without one foot will be TERRIBLE.

-Lauren
 
god that sucks, i'm so sorry... i hope you heal up really fast.

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thats terrible. but it will make a sick story, and also, girls in casts look very vunerable, and in some sick way manage to be incredibly hot because of it

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ouch that sucks...get better soon

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
holy shit dude. glad you're ok. at least it was your feet and not your head though right? and at least it didn't happen at the beginning of ski season. you're tough, you'll be fine in a month or two.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
its actually kinda humorous. but i realy feel bad for you. that happened to me when i was 14. i got hit by a car while biking

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i got plowed by a truck once. dude crossed the double yellow line to pass the public bus i was getting off of. his bumper hit me in the hip, i got tossed up in the air, and landed pretty much headfirst. needed 80 stitches above my eye (there was a little bloodstreak on the pavement the day after), got a mad concussion, broke an arm and a thumb, and had about four total square feet of road rash.

but at least it wasn't during ski season.

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
yeah that sucks.... but i did get lucky. it was just my legs. and earlier in the night i didn't relapse and eat mushrooms which a lot of the kids i was with were doing... i can't imagine having that happen to me while i was tripping. unfortunately cops showed up because it was a 911 party thus causing everyone at the field party to flip out and take off... and someone stole my friend's kegs. the guy who was hosting the party. so that really sucks. i kind of ruined everyone's night. my best girl friend is the one who drove over me and she was a huge wreck freaking out.... it wasn't intentional and i don't want her to feel bad but she is still a wreck. and my exboyfriend was with us and he started losing it because he thought i was hurt really badly and shit. but whatever.... i got really lucky i think.

-Lauren
 
so so sorry to hear that lauren :-\

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HOLLY FUCK that would suck asssssssss, i cant imagine it, because i need my feet for skateboarding, and without skateboarding for like 2 days i starrt getting really anxious, and all wierd......skating is like a fucking drug!, at least ur not like misssing out on skiing or anything tho....cuz i beleive its summer weather out.

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Holy shit! My legs hurt just reading that... that's horrible. I hope the recovery goes well for you, Lauren. You're tough as hell, I can't even imagine what state I'd be in if that happened to me.

 
yeah, so far i've been hit by two cars, and i crashed an ATV into a thornbush, and the thing rolled over my head and nearly crushed my skull. by the laws of equilibrium, you have much good fortune to come..

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
sick, trippin on shrooms..i got hit when i was on my bike too by a 80 year old lady..She told me to cross the road..then as i was halfway across, she just sped up and hit me

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i was just listening to this song and this lyric made me giggle a lot-

"life is too short so love the one you've got, because you might get run over or you might get shot"

-sublime

but thanks everyone. and hopefully i heal fast because summer in cast means i can't dance, can't longboard, can't drive, can't bike, can't swim, can't play soccer, can't play frisbee, and can't hike. and my job is going to be very difficult now. it's a very physical laboring job.... god damn.

-Lauren
 
my dad ran himself over with a tractor like a year ago. he was trying to get it started, he then went to get on to it he fell and it rolled from like his right leg to his left shoulder. and this was the back wheel that went over him. if uve seen john deer tractors or whatever, they got huge tires. so anyways, nothing happened to him except that after it ran over him, it ran into the side of his truck. now theres a huge dent in it. but that s okay cause its like a ford '80 F150 or sumthing.

oh and did u know that place called "forest and brooks" in bristol. my dad first owned that, then sold it to some lady who does not know how to have a business so she sold it

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^ he got ran over by a tractor??? wow that' crazy. i was like unconscious and going into shock just from a 4 door car going over me.

yeah i know where forrest and brooks is, that's where everyone goes for beer! haha

you're from like around vergennes right? i heard there was like an absurdly huge party 500 kids plus that got busted..... eh?

-Lauren
 
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