God Damned Boardshorts!!!

therealjerk

therealjerk

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ok, since its that time of year now and ive been on this warpath for a few weeks, i gotta say this... Has anybody seen the ridiculous prices people are charging for this shit??? like, Billabong, Rusty, Volcom, Hurley, i dont think i can find a designer pair of what are just swim trunks for under $40! re-goddamned-diculous, man. thank god for target and $18 shit, fight the power!!!!

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
I think you should just not give a fuck and go to zellers or something.

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he said target, its because everyone has been branded, they buy the shirt for the logo, not for the design. read no logo (a book)

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yeah im sooo sick of buying name brand stuff for ridiculous prices, boardshorts are a prime example of this...i think i bought a pair of split shorts for like 70 bucks, when the equivalent at zellers is prolly like 20...from now on i gots ta be less conscious about wearing all the new brand name gear and just wear what fits and looks good.

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no logo is a good book

but shorts are fucking mental

i know at my shop their upwards of $90

but it goes like this

you go to zellars, and the shit falls apart on you

or you buy some billabong, and they last forever

your choice i guess

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WRONG BITCH. go to walmart, you can get quaLITY shit there. yo.

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
yeah i noticed the same shit so I went down and got some fatigues and made them into shorts for 20 bones, they make dope board shorts except they don't dry so quickly

 
fuck shorts man

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That's all true, except bikinis (that are made of about 1/4 of the material that board shorts are made of) are like $50 per part ($100 for the whole damn thing). Fuck that!

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i don't have stores near me, i have to drive like 2 hours to get stuff, or get it online...pain in the ass, i just try to make my shit last long, buy em two sizes big and wear a belt

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it is refuckingdicklous. if you want atleast semi decent prices look for a sale at Zummies. they are the cheapest for that stuff that I know of.

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80 bucks in canada, but ya i'ts expensive, i picked some up for 35 and that was a steal

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i hate it when you drag your nuts on the velcro.

but other then that boardshorts rule and are worth the 80 bucks cause they are pimp

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just go to a discount store, or ask if they have lastyears model or something, or just get anyold shorts

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ahahahahahhaah, shit your nuts? fuck, ive got a story for yall. i ended up during spring break in arizona buying a pair from Old Navy! yeah, i payed for it too. when i was walking around, the shit rubbed my tip raw!!! dead serious, it fucking sucked becasue i got em the first day we were there and the second night i got head... i could barely feel anything!!! shitty.

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
yeah my gf bought me these old navey jeans and they chafed my cock raw while I was skating today, I guess fags just dig dick chaf or something.

 
yea the price of shorts is insane. luckily, this summer i have a job, so i can get a couple pairs of them, but they will probably be ones from like traget or sumthin. but this summer, i am gonna naked wakeboard and waterski at least once, holy shit, should be sick

-john

 
you guys swim in shorts, its cheaper to swim naked

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Surfshops usually have killer deals on tons of brands, but you probally don't a shop near you so just go on google and look for a surfshop that ships. PacSun Outlet stores usually have decent prices too. I never pay more then 20bucks for mine.

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therealgomer,

I've been there dude, whenever im in hawaii surfing in the summer I check that the velcro is velcroed perfectly, I've had that shit rub my dick so damn bad. I had the fattest scab. Sucks

 
I know!! i got my board shorts for $40 bucks, what a rip off!!

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