god damn deer

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punk_flannery

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fuckin deer!!

on Tuesday night i hit a deer goin to c.wood from darryls house! its all your falt darryl! my van's just costin me like $300 or so, but the only thing darryl had to say about the whole hittin of the deer was 'What, havent any of you hit a deer before?!' wait to go darryl, bastered!

how many people have hit a deer in the last 6 months or at all for that matter?

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i wasin canada ad we almost hit about 5 deer... quite possibly the stupidest animal

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elk are far more retarded. they sit on the golf course, get smoked with balls, and just look up at you, then go back to eating the grass.

 
dude i was like 50 meters from the deer and it just stared at me the whole time i was flyin towards it in the van.......dumb fuckin animal man

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics.....Even if you win, your still retarded!
 
amatures... i've hit so many deer - they all do the same damn thing. deer and cows - very dumb animals.

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hahahah thats fuckin awsome! I have almost kid like 8 moose. Moose are by far the most retarded.

Shoot to thrill, play to kill

 
i've hit 2 deer. actually, i swear one of them hit me. i had a big dent in my passenger side door, nothing in the front. damn things do a lot of damage and cost me some $$.

 
i dont wanna hit a moose, those shits arre big.

Darryl Hunt

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i agree that all those animals are not the brightest but the most retarded are humans always runnin out in the road just cause they think cars will stop for them

 
fuckin a, we should really just start eating deer and elk in place of cows. taste better too

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Was it a big deer? I bet the deer meat was worth more than $300. Sounds like a good deal to me.

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i dont think the deer meat would have been worth over the $300 of damage. The first weekend I got my lisense i almost hit a deer but swerved and almost went off the road instead. DO tons of people deer hunt everwhere else? Yesterday we went hiking at this one place and most of the parking lot weas full of deer hunters and we saw a guy cutting open this deer it was pretty gross.

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Drive as fast as you can through Algonquin on Hwy 60, at dusk.! Moose-b-gone!

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