whenever im on ns my goal is twofold:
1. to get as many posts as possible, because the more posts you have, the bigger your dick is. its simple logic. if im posting at a furious rate, i can actually watch it grow. im at like 2.5" now, maybe one day i can have a behemoth like eheath!
2. to get as much karma as possible, because i dont have friends, so it helps me not to kill myself if a largely prepubescent population of people ill probably never meet approve of the online persona ive created.